(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 1485

Not everyone has a dishwasher mr bougie

 

is this an east coast thing because I've literally never been in an apartment or house no matter how shitty or nice that doesn't have a dishwasher

 

I don't have a dishwasher in my new apartment, and the house I was in before that I rented didn't have one either

 

That’s my life

 

I don't know I've always had one too

 

hahaha i fucking hate you god damnit ian

 

I've definitely seen a lot of older apartments not have dishwashers but i've always had one myself

 

It's definitely not a location thing.

 

I couldn't tell exactly what it was because it was covering the top of his hand and went up his arm but he was wearing a long sleeve shirt. The top of his hand is like bright ink and it looks like there's a cross that goes up his hand/arm and it has a quote I can't remember, something about His, referring to God or Jesus or something idk I'm super religious and knowledgeable can't u tell lol

 

Also I used to be super anal about putting dishes in the dishwasher but I've become the worst. Half full cups of tea all over my apt with the tea bag still inside and sticking to the cup and dishes in the sink cause I'm too lazy to unload the dishwasher so it's full of clean dishes.

 

Yeah definitely dodged a bullet there LOL

 

That and he's a grown man and he's been my doctor since I was 10 and he has a family so it'd be creepy af! But it was always nice to go to the appts cause he has a warm friendly personality and he's good looking but after I noticed the tattoo I paid more attention to the pictures hanging in the office and there was one of him in cargo shorts and a camo hoodie so I dodged like three bullets

 

maybe it was Jesus riding a dinosaur like @Colby Searcy has

would that change your feelings at all?

 

I need to put my phone in a lockbox when I go out drinking and yeet the key

 

big fuckin mood

 

No we deserve to hear about yeet

 

Does he really have that tat? That would be so fucking sick.

 

@Colby Searcy smoke em if you got em

 

Apparently I called Christian Mom

 

did you get dat burrito tho

 

^taco bell thing not a sex thing

 

I got Del Taco. It was incredible

 

Can you explain the Christian Mom thing to me cause I missed the original story

 

I need to just find you the two master posts cause it would take me like two years to explain it rn

 

how do we get jesus tat ophthalmologist and christian mom together