(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 1484

How not to ask people about their ketchup on fries policy

 

what did they teach you?

 

Proper skincare, how important clothes that actually fit are, and a ton of self confidence :)

 

spray, delay, and walk away has helped me immensely

 

That's my farting policy.

 

holy fuck i'm 32 and posted that on the internet how do you retire from life

 

You can’t tell me anything else immediately comes to mind when you read that sentence though. It’s gotta be about farting.

 

it's about cologne you goddamn Philistines

 

guys I just came up with this brilliant idea and I don't know where else to post it.

I was thinking of starting a YouTube channel where I review fruit. You ever go to Trader Joe's and get overwhelmed at how many different kinds of apples there are? In my reviews, I would research each kind of apple (just an example fruit) and do a taste test. Then I'd pair it with different things like peanut butter, cheese, beer, etc. and lastly do an elasticity test to see which one bounces the highest. I could even do seasonal stuff.

What does everyone think?

 

@Kingjohn_654

 

Update on the water guy situation... it's been almost a month and he hasn't been back (two other guys have delivered the water since then). Not going to lie, I'm bummed. I wish I at least knew how to find him online. I give up, forever alone.

 

10/10 would watch

 

I’d be interested in the bounce part

 

Married crush with kids is moving away which is a bummer cause it's rare I meet others who share my sense of humor and love of Pop culture references even tho like i prob enjoyed him more as a potential friend than crush

Pretty sure I'm so out of touch emotionally that I'm not even capable of having a real crush lmao

 

My wife and I are at an impasse, she continues to not rinse out her cereal bowls before putting them in the sink and I don't know what to do about it

 

My wife does the same thing, with all dishes, and I think the only reasonable thing to do is divorce

 

Oh.... That seems way more sensible that what I was thinking.

 

I've had the same cute eye doctor for 16 years and I went yesterday and now he has this big colorful jesus hand tattoo that looks like it goes up his arm and it's like wow any attraction I've harbored over the years squashed instantly

 

Jesus on his hand....?

 

Same here. The worst is oatmeal

 

My girlfriend leaves glasses of stuff around the apartment. Like, yo, finish your drink or dump it out. I’ll do the dishes or load the dishwasher and start it then go in the bedroom and there’s three cups of stuff.

 

The moral of the story is be alone forever

 

The amount of partially empty bottles of water around our house drives me insane. Then the kids like to hide dishes/measuring cups/spoons in random places too

 

wtf if you're gonna wash out your glass, cups, plates, etc anyway then take the extra 1.5 seconds and put them in the dishwasher so you don't accumulate dishes in the sink.

 

Sometimes I leave an empty or nearly empty water cup on my nightstand in the morning and I catch hell for it.