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(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 1482

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by dylan, Apr 7, 2016.

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SlappinCups said:

r u still durnk

Nah, there was just a loogie in my throat

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@thesoftskeleton please please please turn off iMessage between you and Dylan

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dadbolt said:

update: we went out for drinks last night. when she got there one of her friends was having a crisis so I thought she was looking for an out with me, which any sane person would do. no hard feelings. it was sort of resolved shortly after and she was kind of flustered by it but got over it pretty quickly. we drank and started talking shit/flirting and laughing a lot. after a couple of hours she suggested we get some beer and go back to my house.

we get to my place and she immediately goes to my record collection and starts sifting through them. she questions why I still have a Ryan Adams album in there(!) and ultimately settles on Jimmy Eat World. Invented [she says it’s underrated](!!)

so we laid down in bed and listened to Invented and talked about a lot of stuff. at one point she laid her head on my chest and sang along to Littlething. folks, idk if I’ve ever been more smitten than I was in that very moment. it was easily one of the best first dates I’ve been on.

but I was kind of drunk and rambling and my accent was coming through extra thicc and she made fun of me for it (she’s originally from Boston/Chicago) so she has to go though

did you give her 'the line' though

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Mr. Serotonin Feb 28, 2019

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oldjersey said:

did you give her 'the line' though

Don't accuse him of offerin' young women/men drugs dude, that's fucked up and incriminating.

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Mr. Serotonin said:

Don't accuse him of offerin' young women/men drugs dude, that's fucked up and incriminating.

no dudeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'm talking about the lineeeeeeeeeee

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Mr. Serotonin Feb 28, 2019

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Dadbolt: Ohh, I gave her the line

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dylan Feb 28, 2019

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the fishing line

because he's a hick

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Mr. Serotonin Feb 28, 2019

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The line

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dadbolt Feb 28, 2019

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@Melody Bot whats your policy on cyber bullies

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Joe4th Feb 28, 2019

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dadbolt said:

@Melody Bot whats your policy on cyber bullies

I think you mean to @Mudding Bot

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@dadbolt when you bring a girl home do you tell her about the outhouse beforehand

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iCarly Rae Jepsen said:

@dadbolt when you bring a girl home do you tell her about the outhouse beforehand

I think he waits until just after

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Joe4th said:

I think you mean to @Mudding Bot

Hahahahahah

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Dog with a Blog Feb 28, 2019

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Derek getting roasted for being a hick in multiple threads right now is giving me life

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thesoftskeleton Feb 28, 2019

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Dog with a Blog said:

@thesoftskeleton please please please turn off iMessage between you and Dylan

one time my read receipts werent showing up and dylan was getting so mad. it was amazing.

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I’m crossing my fingers for you @dadbolt hope it keeps going well

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bigmike Feb 28, 2019

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Hey @dadbolt if you found someone who enjoys that you cosplay as Larry the Cable Guy on weekends and day things like “root em toot em yippie kai yeet yeet” and have don’t tread on me mudflaps on your truck then you should go for it, man

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Also happy birthday @dadbolt

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bigmike said:

Hey @dadbolt if you found someone who enjoys that you cosplay as Larry the Cable Guy on weekends and day things like “root em toot em yippie kai yeet yeet” and have don’t tread on me mudflaps on your truck then you should go for it, man

this one hurts the most mike

i would never say yeet yeet

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dadbolt said:

i would never say yeet yeet

I thought you told me that’s what you say when you’re about to ***?

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bigmike Feb 28, 2019

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No way anyone can convince me Derek doesn’t shout git er done when he’s about to bust

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dadbolt Feb 28, 2019

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I’ll see you all in hell

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Dog with a Blog said:

I thought you told me that’s what you say when you’re about to ***?

He goes skyyeeetttt skyyyeeetttt

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dadbolt said:

I’ll see you all in hell

We’re all already here

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