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(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 1476

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by dylan, Apr 7, 2016.

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  1. Dog with a Blog

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    I dunno. I texted her because I’m dumb I guess. Was surprised she was even up cause she’s in Chicago. Just catching up about school and stuff. God is still good, apparently.

    Not sure what to say about tree hugger. A truly bizarre thing that I could not quite comprehend. And somehow when she put her phone number in my phone I deleted it. So, there’s that.

    The real tragedy was not getting the number of the girl I danced with. She had a cool hat.
     
  2. iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum

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  3. Ken

    entrusted Prestigious

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  4. Dog with a Blog

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  5. iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum

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  6. Dog with a Blog

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    No way to know for sure
     
  7. Dog with a Blog

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    Sry Dyl, this is awkward
     
  8. thesoftskeleton

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    Wtf those aren’t my indetifiers
     
  9. thesoftskeleton

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    I do look good in a beret that is true though
     
  10. marsupial jones

    make a bagel without the hole

    life changing revelations the last few days.

    i am terrible at relationships (this isn't new, i've known this forever). but not in the expected way. but when i am in a relationship - of any kind - (FWB, just fooling around, or a real 1 on 1 relationship) i feel SMOTHERED. i literally start to feel claustrophobic and get depressed. no matter how great the girl is. part of it is the constant communication. part of it is the gnawing worry in the back of my mind that more of my free time is taken away, or a rogue request to hang out is gonna interfere with what i wanted to do.

    and as soon as i end the relationship, i feel light, airy. i can breathe again. i have a spring in my step. it's ridiculous. this is how i feel after every relationship ends (whether i end it or she does, same effect).

    so, with that said, i'm ending my kind of sort relationship fling thing and my FWB situation because i have been so down in the dumps lately and i finally figured out why.
     
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  11. SlappinCups

    Hurley apologist Prestigious

     
  12. Professor Plumbob

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    We wear the same deodorant, it’s fate y’all



    Uh don’t ask how I know this
     
  13. ncarrab

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    My wife uses my deodorant every day and it really grinds my gears.
     
  14. Rob Hughes

    Play the Yakuza series

    "you smell nice"

    "no YOU smell nice"

    "no damnit, YOU smell nice"
     
  15. marsupial jones

    make a bagel without the hole

    i love this expression so much. i just laughed so, so hard out of nowhere in a meeting. it was more like a bark. someone said "bless you".
     
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  16. dadbolt

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    how do you know this?
     
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  17. iCarly Rae Jepsen

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    Doesn't women's deodorant smell better
     
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  18. K0ta

    wrap yourself in petals for armor.

    I wear men's deodorant because women's does absolutely nothing I feel like :X
     
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  19. Max_123

    Nope. Prestigious

    A lot of the big brand deodorants kept giving me rashes and were really irritating my skin so I switched to Native and I always get the woman's scents lol I hate shit like Cedarwood and Musk idk how anyone finds those enjoyable
     
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  20. Shrek

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    a good deordorant bears no smell imo, just prevents smells from occurring. i use degree and it works and will probably give me cancer
     
  21. Ken

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    Really? That's weird. I smell like the f*cking vault.
     
  22. iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum

    Then how do you know it's working ogre
     
  23. SlappinCups

    Hurley apologist Prestigious

    a bunch of cowards that don't just go full pheromone i see
     
  24. iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum

    I use the sensitive skin dove and no rashes yet, I once got a rash from natural deodorant which was disappointing
     
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  25. oldjersey

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    Cait loves my smelly ass #pheromones
     
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