(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 1474

Anyone else ever send a message, see they reply, and just not open it for hours because you’re terrified of what they said?

 

This + not wanting to reply immediately

 

I don't know her at all in the sense that I've never met her in person. I ended up following her after she saw my tough mudder post last year. She was at the same event and commented on it. Or maybe it was the other way around.

So, I've been commenting on stuff here and there and we've chatted a bit. Things got especially silly on Saturday evening (I was quite drunk) and I joked about meeting up.

I don't think that was creepy, but it's definitely easy to go that way.

 

At what point did you start tagging each other in memes? Because that's how relationships are made.

 

hi rachael

 

a friend: constantly posts how sad she is on social media.

me: hey if you want a pick me up you can join me for my trip to record store and book store.

Her: that’s disrespectful to my boyfriend sorry.

I WANT TO PUT YOUR BOYFRIEND IS TRASH IF YOU THINK THAT MEANS ANYTHING

 

so far I've met my girlfriend's mom, dad, step-dad, cousin, roommate, ex-roommates, sister, sister's boyfriend, co-workers, and 4 best friends.

But I have not met the 4 year old daughter. That's the real test. She is the Final Boss.

 

You gonna get the ultimate weapons first or skip em

 

I plan on cheesing the Final Boss so for sure I gotta go Ultimate

 

Apparently people like this are the real reason I'm not dating.

 

that account is actually so generic

 

I think I threw up in my mouth a little

 

“cat slave and enviro-loser”

....

 

"Shredding some strings" was my snapping point.

Go away Josh, you beardy anus.

 

fuckin' A, that's cringe city. Enough with the Oxford Comma FFS

 

This is the guy that @dylan stole his slideshow idea from

 

I saw people in there be like this is a dream guy and these are also the same people that call the cops because they hear noises after 10 pm.

 

Is bearded a personality trait

 

Straight dudes don't read this

No and neither are funko pops

 

Lmao I can’t even read the captions on mobile so I was just like yeah I’d swipe him it looks like he’s putting effort into it... then I read everyone’s comments and I think that’s why guys like that get so many swipes. Dummies like me.

 

The human equivalent to the Microsoft Word paperclip.

 

Lmao

 

Totally normal