(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 1472

there was a follow up post where some of the grey box on the right side of the screen was still showing. a real half-assed effort on dyl's part.

 

why is there a podcast button

 

Scandal?

 

wittle baby can't go outside with a wittle bit of rain

 

5hrs later, come back to this thread and

 

I ask my friend if he wants to hang out tomorrow afternoon since he has plans for the nighttime.

He said he might be busy but HE JUST TOLD ME YOU HAD NO PLANS DURING THE DAY

I HATE TRYING TO HANG WITH FRIENDS ILL JUST KEEP DOING EVERYTHING ALONE

 

you’re right he is dumb as hell

 

messaged my friend and his gf to hang out last weekend and they said "we're pretty slammed but we might be able to squeeze something in in the afternoon"

thought no worries whatever your busy I'll play video games, but they ended inviting me out to Eataly as they knew I'd been meaning to go and then we ended up cooking dinner and hanging out all evening. So I dunno how that was squeezed in?

People are flaky as fuck but get the hangs in where you can

 

I’m glad I’ve been busy at work today and skipped looking at social media. I’m in a relationship and can’t fathom broadcasting it all over the internet, and it grosses me out, personally.

 

My mom sent this to the family thread

 

didn't realized you'd introduced christian mom to the family

 

That would be really fucked if I referred to her as “my mom” lol. I mean, I’m a kinky dude but...I dunno man

 

lmao

 

Apparently just terrible at typing things! Autocorrect must not have my back when I type in all caps

 

That ain't how acrostic puzzles work

 

100% read that as cross stitch

 

I’m sitting in the waiting room of my dentist office while my siblings get their check up.

The dentist office is just playing Taylor Swift and this feels perfect for this day. I love it.

 

speaking of moms I'm calling mine tonight, thanks for the reminder

 

why are my friends like this

even though it’s nothing bad STILL

 

That’s what I say to my friends when I’m playing smash bros. I don’t think anyone says “smashing” and means sex in 2019

 

same

 

he doesn’t have a switch lol and doesn’t care for Nintendo games

 

Stop being his friend