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(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 1471

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by dylan, Apr 7, 2016.

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  1. DickyCullz

    I create content for some of your favorite artists

    quick! to stub hub!
     
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  2. Ken

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    tell her your dog ate her ticket. that excuse always works. Also, taco bell is typically open late.
     
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  3. thesoftskeleton

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    I’ll straight up kill the messenger I don’t care
     
  4. Ken

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  5. Dog with a Blog

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    I think for Valentine’s Day you and Dyl should go to counseling
     
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  6. Dog with a Blog

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    What you gonna say? I’d just be honest bout it.
     
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  7. thesoftskeleton

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    Dylan needs it but I don’t
     
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  8. St. Nate

    من النهر إلى البحر Prestigious

    i'm gonna use all my chik-fil-a coupons @littlejohn has provided me with for my valentine's day dinner surprise.
     
  9. marsupial jones

    make a bagel without the hole

    i'm not a Blackhawks or Devils fan, but a) live hockey is awesome b) it's been too long since i went to a game c) the tickets were free from work 4) i totally didn't connect the dots to the date and e) you didn't realize i put 4 instead of d B-)

    i feel like your comment about Taco Bell was in reference to something other than my post :crylaugh:

    that's what i'm in the middle of right now. playing the honesty card.

    me: "welllll, funny story!"
    her: "is it?"
    me: "no, not really..."

    because we got the tickets from work she would have to buy her own ticket and sit separately. i told her the plus side to this is she'll likely find someone better than me at the arena. she said, "i don't have to drive that far to find someone better than you, that's easy ;-)"
     
  10. Ken

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    I mentioned taco bell being open late so that you can scoop a 4th meal for her tonite
     
  11. SlappinCups

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    jones you pick up on hints on par with dog with a blog
     
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  12. Dog with a Blog

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  13. Dirty Sanchez

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    WOW!
     
  14. marsupial jones

    make a bagel without the hole

    you think he'd be better at sniffing them out, but alas.
     
  15. Dog with a Blog

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  16. dadbolt

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  17. Dog with a Blog

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    Respect the nug
     
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  18. CobraKidJon

    Fun must be always. Prestigious

    SAME it’s a blessed day
     
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  19. iCarly Rae Jepsen

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    it's adorable that Kaitie is such a Conor Oberst stan that she got a lover she doesn't have to love
     
  20. iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum

    that doesn't rhyme with Ja Rule though
     
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  21. ComedownMachine

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    Kinda difficult to do much today with the storm here
     
  22. Dog with a Blog

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    Listen to the new Copeland album and ****
     
  23. CobraKidJon

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    go to Disneyland NOOOB
     
  24. Shrek

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    @dylan, i need to call you out rn. @dadbolt, @dylan did NOT delete the messages. he is too dumb for that. may i please direct your attention to the bottom right corner of @dylan’s screenshot


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    if you will notice, there is a trace of blue behind the otherwise opaque border around the iMessage field. this is because @dylan is a fucking stupid moron who just went into edit mode on his screencap and used the marker feature to color the texts white where he could

    @dylan is a spineless coward
     
  25. marsupial jones

    make a bagel without the hole

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