(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 1470

I love that dookiesupreme has the best post:like ratio of anyone on this site with at least 50 posts. Bravo.

 

wonder what he’s up to

 

@dookiesupreme Asuhhh dude?

 

I call but the phone is off its hook

 

@Alien

 

Probably going sicko mode

 

VALENTINES IS THE SECOND BEST JOLIDAY ANS THATS ALL I JAVE TO ADD. NOT GONNA FOX MH TYPOS OF EXCITEMENT EOTHER T B H

 

I think I like Joliday better anyway tbh

 

Are you me but drunk?

 

That implies you’re not drunk

 

w0t!

 

Jaliday

 

yeah our anniversary is on Tuesday so we JUST missed it last year lol

going to this restaraunt we were supposed to have our first date at! a storm happened that night so we just wound up nervously watching tv together at her place instead and somehow in the year since never went to this particular restaraunt so we’re doing that

 

Derek is dead to me don’t ever come to my house no beer for you and also that’s photoshopped I’m an expert in photoshopping nice try.

 

Jalentine’s?

 

be mad at dylan not me I don’t even have photoshop

 

I’m constantly already mad at Dylan first off

 

I can't wait to hear second and third

 

Please don’t be rude to Derek. Dylan already almost killed him, he doesn’t need anymore animosity between friendships. Besides, haven’t you ever heard the phrase, “don’t shoot the messenger.”?

 

"SPECIAL SUNFLOWER" LMAO

 

Dyl is a renaissance man

 

wrong thread

 

girl that I THOUGHT i was just kinda having fun with, nothing serious or important, texted me around 10 asking what we were doing for dinner tonight and stuff because you may have heard, it's Valentine's Day, and um, i didn't think we were at that level and i'm going to the Blackhawks game tonight. and no, i don't have a surprise ticket for her.