(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 1455

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by dylan, Apr 7, 2016.

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  1. bigmike

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    He is short.
     
  2. iCarly Rae Jepsen

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    Leftist Ben Shapiro
     
  3. bigmike

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    Someone start shrinking Dylan’s face on his head like Charlie Kirk
     
  4. Shrek

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    @Dog with a Blog’s drunk posting habits are exactly why i don’t get drunk ever anymore. shine on you crazy diamond
     
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  5. Dog with a Blog

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  6. iCarly Rae Jepsen

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    You seem like you'd just tell everyone you love them
     
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  7. SlappinCups

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  8. Dog with a Blog

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    Yesterday I was blasting music, kinda tipsy, and then I did two whip-it’s and turned to my friends and said, “it’s like you’re living inside a potato skin” and if you don’t want that level of enlightenment then I don’t know what you want
     
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  9. Shrek

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    this is 110% the case to a degree you don’t understand. the oldest thing i ever did that my friends still bring up was me wasted at a party in high school and i went up to this kid in front of everyone and was like “no one here likes you man but I LIKE YOU”
     
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  10. Dog with a Blog

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    :crylaugh:

    So backhanded, I love it
     
  11. Shrek

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    but like i meant it as a nice thing in the moment haha, that’s the problem

    i was literally the kid in school that would walk into a party in like an Element hat, A Day to Remember t-shirt, cargo shorts and Adios shoes or some shit. i was the worst bro ever.
     
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  12. Shrek

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    and that hat was backwards
     
  13. iCarly Rae Jepsen

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    Strollin' to the party like my name is El ninio
    Well I'm hangin' out drinking in the back of an El camino
    As a kid, was a skid and no one knew me by name
    I trashed my own house party cause no body came
    Well I know I'm not the one you thought you knew back in high school
    Never going, never showing up when we had to
    Attention that we crave don't tell us to behave,
    I'm sick of always hearing act your age
    I don't want to waste my time
    Become another casualty of society
    I'll never fall in line
    Become another victim of your conformity
    And back down
     
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  14. GrantCloud

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    whip its are still a thing??
     
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  15. Dog with a Blog

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    Apparently? I haven’t done them or known anyone who does them in over a decade but here we are ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
     
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  16. littlejohn

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  17. GrantCloud

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    Ironic I watched Eric Andre and jack black do them last night
     
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  18. Shrek being the drunk "I love you man" guy is perfect.
     
  19. Louisiana Fast

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    Well my date got canceled, girl said she gets off work work @ 7, I texted her around 7:30 and asked if we were still on and she said she was going to a show...like cool dude, extremely curtious (sarcasm). My feelings are hurt and I am upset but give me a day or two and I’ll be back into it
     
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  20. Dog with a Blog

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    Sorry to hear that @Borat . But I commend your ability to continually put yourself out there.
     
  21. Louisiana Fast

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    Ty man. This will serve as a reminder to myself that I am doing this for myself, and to make myself happy. I cannot rely on anyone else, especially some sort of romantic partner, to do that for me.

    Tho I will say the more I think it about the more angry I get, like she didn’t even say sorry!!!!! Like just “I’m going to this show” with that fucking teeth showing emoji. I said if u wanna reschedule lmk and she said “yeah for sure!!” and it’s like I hope she doesn’t hit me back cause I don’t want to spend all this money on someone who isn’t going to show me just basic respect.

    I love y’all, all y’all, everyone and anyone who is reading this
     
  22. thesoftskeleton

    you're a germ

    You really don’t have an eye for fashion like me tbh
     
  23. Dog with a Blog

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    I dunno what you mean, his Martha Stewart sweater is incredible
     
  24. dylan

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    do you need to comment on every single post about me that you read?
     
  25. iCarly Rae Jepsen

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    I mean does any man except for Andre 3000
     
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