(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 1448

Okay post Malone

 

By work do you mean middle school bc this sounds like middle school

 

that's fine i stopped i watching them

just say "hi I'm the hypebeast and i think ur cute. take it sleazy" then wink and do the finger guns thing and walk away.

 

hahahahahahahahaha

 

this absolutely 100%

 

i mean if he wants to make an impression it's his best bet

 

@CobraKidJon you work in a warehouse now, right? bonus points if you drive away in a forklift after.

 

yeah derek u r not a hick

 

bonus points if you spit your skoal into a raccoon skull

 

Lmaoooo

 

shut up cam i'm trying to help cobra

 

new cob ra

 

Don't kink shame

 

Dude, you're meant to trash Dan, not Cobra. Fix your aim!

 

Holy fuck I lol’d out loud in a bar as a beer buyer I have a meeting with approached and now probably thinks I laughed at him

 

@CobraKidJon i believe in you buddy.

 

you’re welcome for the $1,000,000 contract he signs because of your radiant sense of humor

 

Lmaooo I’m not trying to trash the Kid Cobra more like his coworkers, im just being honest I’m sorry it all sounds very childish lol

Also I don’t even like trashing dan it’s too easy of a target

 

I knew there was a reason why I follow this thread

 

yes it is high school

thats my dream job

 

backwards without looking.

show him the post so he knows why you were laughing

 

oooohhhh good idea to maintain eye contact. i like it. get on this shit @CobraKidJon

 

had tinder for 10 days and no matches.

moved on over to bumble and I am at day 6 with no matches so one giant MEHHH.

I then went to go visit my friends at their work and they gave me a lecture in needing to get a girlfriend and I was like blah.

let me just enjoy being in love with someone who is aromantic.