(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 1447

With crayon

 

I clicked on a post someone quoted and don't know where I am.

 

If any of y'all die I am going to celebrate and laugh at your funeral

 

I see Tik Tok ads all day on Tinder

 

^Me at yours

 

Please do. I want my funeral to be a party. Kegs in the corner, people roasting me instead of eulogizing.

 

*Cue LOST intro but it says DAN instead *

 

this is an A(1)+ self burn

 

I'm gonna fart and scare everyone away

 

name one time you've satisfied someone. YOU CAN'T

he's never done this either

 

So you're saying you're the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
You have a history of taking off your shirt

 

I read the last four pages and just got more and more confused

 

don't encourage him (or give him ideas).

 

read @oldjersey 's post history and you'll get a better understanding

on second thought spare yourself that despair

 

That shit could be a NYT best seller

 

no it wouldn't

 

Cowboys are not winning tomorrow sorry.

 

Im not a doofus you fuckers
or wait
oh no.......
I'm logging off:
a memoir

 

I’m just going to jump back on the thread purpose for a second.

me and two co-workers were just chilling at a computer and the girl I have a crush on was working in the aisle in front of us. They proceed to start talking loudly about “mystery girl that Jonathan likes” and I’m like NOOOO PLS and then she comes in our area and they are all like it’s your time to shine and I pretend I had work somewhere else so I walk away.

 

Eat
Parm
Love

 

the implication here that dan wears deodorant laughed me into pissing five different pairs of pants

 

Deodorant is bad for you

 

Go for it, or at least come up w/ some sort of plan

 

I’ve been trying to come up with a plan for the longest time but I can’t think of a single way to approach with a decent conversation starter while also trying to avoid messing her up while she works.