(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 1439

I should be going to a party in Baltimore. Should be a lot of the same people from the last one (the one that didn't go so good) and that girl might be there too but I'm not really concerned. I'm going to get fucked up tbh soooooooo that'll be fun!!

 

I wanted to go out and get drunk tonight but typical DD struggle was stopping me. I put effort into finding plans outside of my ex but yesterday neither of us had plans so of course we decided to do something together. He doesn’t like going out so we’re just going to a hookah lounge and keeping it lowkey
But of course people are coming out of the woodwork day of to make plans it’s like where were you days ago when I was optionless???

Also, I bought a bottle of champagne but this hookah lounge isn’t BYOB so I probably won’t even be able to drink it and thus won’t get drunk at all which honestly stinks lol

 

Put the champagne in a sprite bottle.

#tipsfromanalcoholic

 

sleeping because that’s what the real party animals do

 

king of the hill sucks, so i'm sorry that is your night, @dylan

 

I'm throwing a party. Making a feast for a few close friends and then hosting a larger gathering after. Pork and sauerkraut tomorrow and rocket league until my eyes bleed.

 

This is objectively wrong
Dunk on Dylan all you like but Bobby doesn't deserve this

 

King of the Hill is ok.

 

You can’t pop a sprite bottle at midnight!!
Haha nah but this is smart I will probably do something like this although technically they sell food and drinks so I’m pretty sure they don’t allow outside drinks but at the same time don’t think they’d care enough to say anything about it.
We’re regulars there and they like us, I just miss others lounges that are BYOB cause itd be perfect.

 

King of the Hill fucking rules I can't believe my eyes rn

 

So I don’t want to leave the person that messaged me hanging, it’s appropriate to tell her sorry, thought I was ready to date, but I’m not? Or just leave it alone?

 

I’ll be sweeping up popcorn and making minimum wage as the clock strikes 12

 

I’m here for you buddy

 

I don't see the harm in talking about music, so maybe consider having a conversation like you would with someone here? Keep it casual. I would definitely respond though if you want to keep that door open in the future.

 

thats what i tell myself every time i have it too.

 

i was suppose to go to new york for the weekend but the flights became too hectic (i fly standby cause my dad works for american) so now im going to the stars hockey game and going to an event that my roommate is working at the restaurant he brews/works for!

 

also i cant remember if i said it here cause i try to forget about this every waking moment of my life but my grandma saw a picture of @dylan and SHE CALLED HIM SEXY! i swear to god i never wanted to yeet myself more than in that moment.

 

it’s not her fault her vision isn’t what it used to be

 

i wish this was an option but she has lasik its probably better than mine even.......i cant believe she did this it truly baffles me.

 

I've never laughed harder or been happier in my life than when kaitie told me that happened. At least I know when Kaitie eventually breaks up with me that I'll have grandma terry on the rebound

 

if anyone wants to come over I just bought a bottle of Monkey Shoulder. I have all the characters from Smash unlocked too so it'll be a good time

 

do you get discount tickets to stars games bc of the arena?

 

Dylan didn’t have to know that, dumbass

 

ummm kinda my dads department takes clients but sometimes they dont get used or they have extra so i get to go for free a decent amount. like thats how i got the tickets tonight.

he said that happening was one of his favorite things to happen all year.....he's sick

 

Dylan is the only person who would be humanized by a granny fetish