(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 1437

that was probably one of my more successful tinder openers so shut it

 

I tried it once and got, “is it really that important???” haha. Which might be a good thing because she quickly showed that she did not have her priorities in order

 

Lol

 

that's why it's such a good screener question. its a good indicator to tell if someone is a terrible person or not

 

Yes!!!!!! I just got on it literally two days ago and it’s just like...what do you want me to say like imma match your small talk with small talk

 

Damn sounds like @CobraKidJon was right about your tinder skils

 

Some girl messaged me on bumble and asked me what I do if someone knocks on the bathroom door while I’m peeing. Like what?

 

tell her you rank Kanye albums

 

Least that’s an interesting question though. So many routes to go with that. Just make up a short novella.

 

I’d tell them to mind their pee’s and q’s

 

P’s and Q”s you say?

 

cobra dropping songs into the thread is making me nostalgic

 

I don’t know what you are talking about

 

old cobra's songs of the day

 

the playlist still exists cups

 

So, what do you do?

 

I just say “one minute” or something

 

I got rly cute tonight to go to a small get together party and there weren’t any single guys there and I feel like it was a waste of being cute

 

I got rly cute tonight to go to a small get together party and there weren’t any single guys there and I feel like it was a waste of being cute

 

Yeah. I mean, all I can say is that at some point you'll fully realize that you deserve someone better instead of just kind of hearing it. In the moment, though, it's tough as hell. I believe in you.

 

I have a friend whose boyfriend is so damn annoying. Every time she posts a selfie on any social media, he always comments “wow I’m so glad I have sex with you” or “I smashed this the other day.”

It’s like cool dude we get it but do you have to flaunt that every time on social media?

I’m just annoyed.

 

I've never held grudges against strangers before like I have against everyone cobra knows

 

is he 14?

 

HE IS 29 and he used to be the store manager at my work which makes it even worse.

I know terrible people.

 

Ngl I may have done this when I was 16