(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 1428

no

 

ftfy

 

yea

 

Wack...

now it's perfect.

 

when will u meet me. I'm gonna be with Henry all week next week.

 

idk dan nj and ny are diff states

 

damn. wish i can hang but imma be hanging with @dylan

 

henry is going too btw

 

no

 

i told him he could trick you during your sleepover by putting two pillows underneath the blanket,

 

....and the tape recorder of him snoring

 

yes and a carrot for his morning wood

 

you know how some people link their instagram on dating apps? when I was still on Tinder there was this girl that I swiped on, but I broke all the rules and direct messaged her on Instagram, which I know is a big no-no. For the first time in my life I didn't have anything clever or witty or anything related to her profile to say, so I told her she had very pretty eyebrows (she does tho). We're going out Friday night lol

 

I see theagentcoma follows rules 1 and 2

 

I drove to Maine and back this summer (through Canada on the way there, NY, PA, OH among other states on the way back) and didn’t meet a single one of you.


It was a glorious time.

 

I don’t even like hanging out with my own friends and family. I couldn’t stomach the thought of hanging out with random internet people.

 

I’ve met 5 of y’all

 

I see some Tinder profiles that say, “not on here much, hit me up on Instagram” and I’m like, do you mean that tho? I would feel too weird

 

I’d like to amend this.

One time I was p drunk on Tinder and this girl said the whole Instagram bit and I went to her profile and on her story she posted about The Microphones and, Phil Elverum being a musical hero of mine, I replied and was like gushing about the fact that she likes The Microphones. But she never read it lol

 

all I ask of my exes are they they are miserable and forced to bask in the light of my awesome life without them like IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK

 

hey its me ur ex

 

They just want followers, dog

 

Dog !