(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 1422

You ruin everything.

 

Oh

 

you're too busy pallin' around in 99% thread

 

you can come but if you wind up getting lost on an adventure with Tonin y'all are on your own

 

there are like maybe three or four people on this site I would actually go on some sort of trip with. I mean I guess I would meet up with people like if they were in my area for some reason but going on a trip where it could go terribly wrong and I have to wait for a flight to get out?? Y'all can fight to the death to eliminate yourselves and figure out who the special chosen few would be. I'm in line at Panera so I got nothing else to do right now!! literally this line is not moving and all I want to do is eat and try on my new robe

 

God, that’d be amazing lol. I’ve honestly never had a strong desire to go to Vegas, but that’d be tight

 

@SlappinCups is already chaperoning (I volunteered him)

 

I get the feeling no one is just gonna wind up in your hood from how you describe it
I'd be too anxious to hang out with most of y'all haha

 

I'm way more likable than you'd think. lol. Let's hang.

 

go to Starbucks I'll be there in a hour don't leave until I get there

 

I have another tinder "thing" on Friday. Tho this feels a little different. She texts me first. She seems pretty flirty most of the time. Also without getting into it we have a mutual friend who said something that sort of implied she was excited to see me too. We are hanging out in her dorm/apartment and either watching The Conjuring or Arrested Development, probably the former cause that seems like the better thing to do unless I end up peeing myself (not really but I've seen 4 horror movies max in my life).

Even if this also goes remarkably poorly again, I'm just glad I'm continuing to put myself out there even if it's not something I'm super comfortable with (yet). Fingers crossed.

 

The only person here that I’d be intimidated to meet is Ian

 

why haha I'm very nice

 

You’re so pure

 

but I already know and accept you don't worry

 

I would never want to meet someone from here. It would be too weird and ruin the “aura” of their character on here for me.

And like, what if dog isn’t a dog? That would be upsetting.

 

Ha yeah pretty much. I will move to the Oregon coast one day and y'all can come visit my beach house how about that. I do love Vegas though I kind of love the tackiness and how you can wear whatever and be as out there and eccentric and yourself as you want, but no one will say anything to you because in Vegas you just blend in

 

I would work out with @Dirty Sanchez

 

Not even a quick belly scratch ?

 

I meet my fitness goals almost daily

 

Sanch aka Captain Falcon

 

Whatever that means

 

Knuckle push-ups