(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 1419

I love Wayne's world. Singing Bohemian Rhapsody with a girl on a first date sounds awful

 

No way to know for sure

 

yeah definitely seems like a 2nd date sorta thing

 

To be fair, Dan, she wouldn’t have gone on that date with you anyways

 

she would say let me go a lot but it would be unrelated to Bohemian Rhapsody

 

I'm a stud

 

I went to a pop punk show a few nights ago. Last night I was out with some friends and this really cute blonde girl kept looking at me when we were standing at the bar to order drinks. She asked me if I was at the show the night before because I looked really familiar. I said that I was and we talked for a little bit. She then smiled and said "have a good night" and we never talked again. Next time, I guess.

 

.........I’m gonna kick your ass James

 

that would be an interesting fight, you can certainly kick asses but James also looks like a MMA fighter

 

Dog would enjoy that

 

This threat coming from you is actually a little intimidating. When @dylan tells me this I can’t help but laugh. Wouldn’t be fair to fight a baby

 

I can take him no problem

Yeah I constantly kick his ass he finds me very scary

 

a dog vs a baby. hmm.

 

Santa Baby more like Boss Baby

 

That’s cute.

We are ravenous

BOY GeTS RIpped apaRt BY SaVage dogs : PeopleFuckingDying

 

she said kick not lick

oh boy I am sorry

 

C U P S

 

I mean Dylan is an asshole but not like that Cups

 

Christ, cups!!!!!!

 

I apologize to all parties involved

 

found out my gf has never seen Stand By Me! Rectifying this mistake this evening, have told her to be prepared for me to cry

I love this movie and book so much

 

She might kick asses, but james eats 'em, soo...

 

Dont lie cups

 

these **ps don't lie