(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 1414

i deal









with your dumb ass

 

no u

 

Always tip in cash when you can

 

I tip in dad jokes

 

Truuuuttthh



I say as I rarely do because I’m a hypocritical fraud :(

 

Yeah. Late June she got a promotion offer to the store in Lansing because she’s great at her job and her district manager knew she was spending all her free time in lansing anyway. So it was a perfect storm of things and it’s been fantastic.

 

My wife is a hair stylist and all her credit card tips get taxed to shit and make her paychecks suck sometimes. Like I get income tax blah blah but a tip is technically voluntary leave it alone pls

 

This is why you suk

 

No coincidences in life Michael

 

I agre e

 

I actually only tip with those Jesus 100's with bible verses

 

Dan definitely is the person to say “You want a tip?” And actually tells them a joke

 

that's dope. she'll be getting a new client soon then haha.

 

I always tip cash when I get a haircut to make sure they get the money

That's the only time I tip cash though

 

Fortunately, as a long time server, I do not do this.

 

I'm getting a haircut saturday

 

His wallet is full of ketchup packets

 

@oldjersey

 

Well fate and destiny don’t exist Daniel so coincidences is all life is

 

What hair lol

 

Have you heard of the game Destiny? Can’t tell me that don’t exist

 

Dan’s wallet is just a bunch of leaves glued together and holds four marbles and a peppermint patty

 

I played a little of the first one.

 

My STBXW is as well, she owns her own business. There's no credit card tips, she setup Venmo or cash only.

 

I always feel so guilty writing $0.00 in the tip line at restaurants even though I know i'm leaving a tip in cash. Like what if they don't notice the cash right away and think i'm this huge piece of shit?? They wouldn't be wrong though