(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 1407

Little known fact, the year 1975 came around 14 years after Goodyear first experimented with the illuminated tire.

 

Now she's stalking Matty Healy too she's incorrigible

 

it’s pretty ironic that your trip to see 1975 will be your (least) brief inquiry into (what kinda started as) an online relationship

 

every interaction with you makes me think of this scrubs scene

 

Learn to gif, Dyl

 

Yeah, what?

 

my 1975 parallel was fire and you’re all garbage

 

I enjoyed it

 

I think i fixed it?

 

you use your stupid shampoo this morning?

 

I don't have that

 

so you're just naturally stupid

 

No

 

He’s bald

 

Some bald people still need to use shampoo

 

Shampoo is a racket

 

You’re insufferable at all times don’t get it twisted

Will he???

Ian....I’ve been on that bullshit since day one. Please keep up.

 

I'd like @dylan to owe me a breakfast for making me throw up the one I ate today.

 

Are you just rubbing a bar of soap on your scalp

 

I told @ComedownMachine I am eh on The 1975 and he hasn't spoken to me since

he messaged me yesterday to talk about Vince Staples

 

He texted me this and I haven’t spoken with him since

 

how come you get the funny messages

Mikey don’t send me that

 

says the one who won't, or worse can't, stop saying "yeet" every other sentence

 

is that a mitski thing

 

wtf did i do??