(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 1406

Right back at you lil man

 

Not me, almost 3 year relationship/engagement and back on the field for quite a few months now

 

it's been a long year and so much happened for everyone but me

 

How could you forget inspecting someone’s bushes


(Not a *** thing)

 

It’s been a long year
Shouldn’t a left you
Without a dope beat to step to, step to

 

It’s been a long, long time
Since I’ve memorized your **c*

 

are you and sloane at the 1 year mark mr. s?

 

That’s a top 3 Dylan creeper moment

 

“Time is an illusion”

 

that stalking a girl on Facebook because she called him short and what's number 3?

 

eating mustard pickle pizza as if that's acceptable by any well-adjusted human

 

In January, yeah!

 

i’m happy for you and excited for when you can reflect similarly in a year or so as we make fun of you for blowing it and getting dumped

 

it’s actually pretty interesting that i am simultaneously happy for @dylan but feel really bad for @thesoftskeleton

 

where's the party gonna be held?

 

We're gonna remodel the Great Pyramids.

 

s** thing?

 

In essence

 

ftfy

 

are there pyramids in Essex @Rob Hughes?

 

No pyramids but we have the leaning tower of geeza

 

Sometimes

 

hahaha we joke about this a lot. We've only spent weekends ~36 hours at a time together so far. We're going to spend a full week together for the first time at the end of April to see the 1975 in Denver, Dallas, and Austin and we both keep saying "you're not even going to like me by then" "you'll break up with me after you have to spend a full week with me" etc etc etc but I'm 100% sure she'll be the one to break up with me probably for taking a bit too far or something like that I'm a trash can so every day im surprised she hasn't already

 

you'll be fine dylan