(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 1396

Holy mackerel a sea world job certainly is a white whale of a job, but I believe in you Ian

 

dan for the last time that refrigerator box in your room isn’t a rocket ship

 

Serious question are we the same person

 

They were acting fishy

 

My dream is to pay off my student loans so I’m not crippled by debt and losing half a paycheck every other week

It’s unrealistic and I’m setting myself up for disappointment

 

you should check with @littlejohn he might have a coupon

 

I would pretty much do anything for that coupon

 

if I had a coupon I would share that with the world!

if your student loan collector accepts chick fil a sandwich coupons let me know and I can help out @Joe4th

 

My favorite is when they send me emails asking me to donate

1. Fuck y’all, you have had some nasty shit go down at the school with Nassar
2. Motherfucker you already have milked me for all the money I have

 

anyone who donates to a university is a dipshit

 

Please get back on topic please

 

I have an unhealthy relationship with a Community College in town.

 

Did you fail Community Comedy?

 

I teach it.

 

I mean the for profit education system is the only thing that's really fucked us all

 

This is the most vulgar I have ever seen you Joesph!

 

Do a podcast with me Dan

We can just talk about JRPGs and Between The Buried And Me

 

I’ll be on the podcast too please

 

I was with people talking about Ariana grande and Mac Miller and everyone was saying how they would be so devastated and upset if one of their exes died, and I felt like such a weirdo because I couldn't care less if any of mine died and would actually be a little relieved. Lol Oop.

 

cold blooded af kiana

 

it's weird because I was going to pose a question to the thread kind of related to that topic today lol

 

Ex 1: sad
Ex 2: devastated
Ex 3: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯More surreal than anything else, I guess. I know she wouldn’t give a flying fuck if I died so

 

LOL OMG this inspired me to Google my ex and I see that he was on the most wanted list for this part of the state last year. he is definitely one who could die and I would be super relieved. I'm really bad with faces and I don't follow him on any socials so I don't really remember what he looks, and sometimes I think I see him and it makes me super anxious and paranoid and not cool. So if he died and I didn't have to live with that paranoia that would be swell

another of my ex's works with my brother-in-law and I think he's fine I guess I don't really know. I leave them and lose them apparently because I don't have contact with any