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(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 1396

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by dylan, Apr 7, 2016.

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  1. bigmike

    Trusted Prestigious

    Holy mackerel a sea world job certainly is a white whale of a job, but I believe in you Ian
     
  2. dadbolt

    is it easy to keep so quiet? Supporter

    dan for the last time that refrigerator box in your room isn’t a rocket ship
     
  3. supernovagirl

    Poetic and noble land mermaid

    Serious question are we the same person
     
  4. iCarly Rae Jepsen

    Oh goose Prestigious

  5. iCarly Rae Jepsen

    Oh goose Prestigious

    They were acting fishy
     
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  6. Joe4th

    Memories are nice, but that's all they are. Prestigious

    My dream is to pay off my student loans so I’m not crippled by debt and losing half a paycheck every other week

    It’s unrealistic and I’m setting myself up for disappointment
     
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  7. dadbolt

    is it easy to keep so quiet? Supporter

    you should check with @littlejohn he might have a coupon
     
  8. Joe4th

    Memories are nice, but that's all they are. Prestigious

    I would pretty much do anything for that coupon
     
  9. littlejohn

    "LJ is a genius" -@Mary V Supporter

    if I had a coupon I would share that with the world!

    if your student loan collector accepts chick fil a sandwich coupons let me know and I can help out @Joe4th
     
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  10. Joe4th

    Memories are nice, but that's all they are. Prestigious

    My favorite is when they send me emails asking me to donate

    1. Fuck y’all, you have had some nasty shit go down at the school with Nassar
    2. Motherfucker you already have milked me for all the money I have
     
  11. ChaseTx

    Nuke the site from orbit. The only way to be sure Prestigious

    anyone who donates to a university is a dipshit
     
  12. Dog with a Blog

    mangeur de cul Prestigious

    Please get back on topic please
     
  13. Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

    :crylaugh:

    I have an unhealthy relationship with a Community College in town.
     
  14. Dog with a Blog

    mangeur de cul Prestigious

    Did you fail Community Comedy?
     
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  15. Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

  16. iCarly Rae Jepsen

    Oh goose Prestigious

    I mean the for profit education system is the only thing that's really fucked us all
     
  17. oldjersey

    Luigipeppercorn is a hack geek I <3 my cat tho Supporter

    This is the most vulgar I have ever seen you Joesph!
     
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  18. Fucking Dustin

    When you walked into my life and we connected Supporter

    Do a podcast with me Dan

    We can just talk about JRPGs and Between The Buried And Me
     
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  19. Joe4th

    Memories are nice, but that's all they are. Prestigious

    I’ll be on the podcast too please
     
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  20. Kiana

    God-uncle Charlie! Prestigious

    I was with people talking about Ariana grande and Mac Miller and everyone was saying how they would be so devastated and upset if one of their exes died, and I felt like such a weirdo because I couldn't care less if any of mine died and would actually be a little relieved. Lol Oop.
     
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  21. SlappinCups

    Hurley apologist Prestigious

    cold blooded af kiana
     
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  22. Kiana

    God-uncle Charlie! Prestigious

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  23. SlappinCups

    Hurley apologist Prestigious

    it's weird because I was going to pose a question to the thread kind of related to that topic today lol
     
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  24. Dog with a Blog

    mangeur de cul Prestigious

    Ex 1: sad
    Ex 2: devastated
    Ex 3: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯More surreal than anything else, I guess. I know she wouldn’t give a flying fuck if I died so
     
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  25. Kiana

    God-uncle Charlie! Prestigious

    LOL OMG this inspired me to Google my ex and I see that he was on the most wanted list for this part of the state last year. he is definitely one who could die and I would be super relieved. I'm really bad with faces and I don't follow him on any socials so I don't really remember what he looks, and sometimes I think I see him and it makes me super anxious and paranoid and not cool. So if he died and I didn't have to live with that paranoia that would be swell

    another of my ex's works with my brother-in-law and I think he's fine I guess I don't really know. I leave them and lose them apparently because I don't have contact with any
     
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