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(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 1395

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by dylan, Apr 7, 2016.

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  1. angrycandy

    I will always be nicer to the cat than I am to you Prestigious

    I can’t believe I read through all those pages

    very sick of the bits tbh
     
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  2. oldjersey

    Luigipeppercorn is a hack geek I <3 my cat tho Supporter

    I know! He's a full-time asshole now!!!
     
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  3. oldjersey

    Luigipeppercorn is a hack geek I <3 my cat tho Supporter

    Second time using that joke......
     
  4. oldjersey

    Luigipeppercorn is a hack geek I <3 my cat tho Supporter

    Felt just as good as the first
     
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  5. dylan

    How long 'til we sink to the bottom of the sea? Prestigious

  6. Dog with a Blog

    mangeur de cul Prestigious

    Aw man. I’m sorry dude. Not much else I can say :(
     
  7. Dog with a Blog

    mangeur de cul Prestigious

    Lmao, for real though :crylaugh:. This shit always cracks me up. And then I’m like, “damn, that was a good post.”
     
  8. Shrek

    #greytextersforpeace #undotheblue Prestigious

    i started last Thursday haha still very new but yes, much better benefits and an actual advancement track. it’s New York state civil service so it will be very boring but very reliable
     
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  9. iCarly Rae Jepsen

    Oh goose Prestigious

    Boring and reliable is also your **** style
     
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  10. Shrek

    #greytextersforpeace #undotheblue Prestigious

  11. dylan

    How long 'til we sink to the bottom of the sea? Prestigious

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  12. Shrek

    #greytextersforpeace #undotheblue Prestigious

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  13. iCarly Rae Jepsen

    Oh goose Prestigious

    Could be
    It is for some people and that's okay
     
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  14. Shrek

    #greytextersforpeace #undotheblue Prestigious

    this job is the final nail in the coffin of feeling like i should have dreams or i’m meant for something bigger, what a relief
     
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  15. oldjersey

    Luigipeppercorn is a hack geek I <3 my cat tho Supporter

    Im gonna be an astronaut
     
  16. iCarly Rae Jepsen

    Oh goose Prestigious

    As a wise man once said there's no way to know for sure
     
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  17. Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

    When I was little I wanted to be a garbage man, but alas, I gave up on that dream.
     
  18. SlappinCups

    Hurley apologist Prestigious

    nah, don't throw your dreams away man. you should apply to be one, I'm sure you'd have it in the bag!
     
  19. Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

    Too late. They've been kicked to the curb.
     
  20. iCarly Rae Jepsen

    Oh goose Prestigious

    You're the only man who isn't garbage
     
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  21. ChaseTx

    Nuke the site from orbit. The only way to be sure Prestigious

    i also wanna be shot into space
     
  22. iCarly Rae Jepsen

    Oh goose Prestigious

    I wanted to be a Sea World trainer, glad that didn't happen
     
  23. Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

    I could sea you doin' that
     
  24. bigmike

    Trusted Prestigious

    Nice! Stoked for you.
    I dream to no longer have dreams or goals it makes it easier when I inevitably fail at them
     
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  25. SlappinCups

    Hurley apologist Prestigious

    their publicity really took a dive after all that animal cruelty stuff came out. I bet Ian could really make a splash in that job market now
     
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