(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 1395

I can’t believe I read through all those pages

very sick of the bits tbh

 

I know! He's a full-time asshole now!!!

 

Second time using that joke......

 

Felt just as good as the first

 

@oldjersey i hate that I liked that

 

Aw man. I’m sorry dude. Not much else I can say :(

 

Lmao, for real though . This shit always cracks me up. And then I’m like, “damn, that was a good post.”

 

i started last Thursday haha still very new but yes, much better benefits and an actual advancement track. it’s New York state civil service so it will be very boring but very reliable

 

Boring and reliable is also your **** style

 

it truly is

 

work?

 

it truly is

 

Could be
It is for some people and that's okay

 

this job is the final nail in the coffin of feeling like i should have dreams or i’m meant for something bigger, what a relief

 

Im gonna be an astronaut

 

As a wise man once said there's no way to know for sure

 

When I was little I wanted to be a garbage man, but alas, I gave up on that dream.

 

nah, don't throw your dreams away man. you should apply to be one, I'm sure you'd have it in the bag!

 

Too late. They've been kicked to the curb.

 

You're the only man who isn't garbage

 

i also wanna be shot into space

 

I wanted to be a Sea World trainer, glad that didn't happen

 

I could sea you doin' that

 

Nice! Stoked for you.

I dream to no longer have dreams or goals it makes it easier when I inevitably fail at them

 

their publicity really took a dive after all that animal cruelty stuff came out. I bet Ian could really make a splash in that job market now