(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 94

It's truly a forbidden affair

As I started to type a joking post about this I realized it's the plot to the Metropolis suites from Janelle Monae which makes the idea of that even better

 

So,Cyber Monday is like your folks' version of Valentine's Day.

 

You have no idea how torn we were on Y2K

 

You're dating Natalie Imbruglia ? Nice job

 

Joke

 

Yeah I'm running out of bits which is sad because I kind of enjoy this "Dustin has a fake girlfriend" bit everyone has going

I'm not ready to run it into the ground yet, it needs to stay alive

 

I thought it was spelled Jake, my bad Joke

 

Oh god dammit

 

go, go, go, go, go

 

I know I only pop in once in a while and ask weird questions, but has anyone here ever hired an escort?

I'm not going to, I'm just curious!

 

No, I have not. An escort is just someone getting paid to go out and be your company but not sleep with you, correct?

 

EDIT: "Street Scrag" is fucking terrible term.

 

I couldn't afford it even if I wanted to hire one. I'd have to get a 2nd job.

 

Maybe you could escort?

 

Oh my god Karen you can't just ask someone why they're not a sex worker

 

Yes and it was terrible I took her to taco bell and spilled Baja Blast on her skirt. I lost track of time explaining Starcraft to her and so by the time I could have taken her back to my room my parents were already asleep so she just kissed me and left, which would have been fine, but I accidentley told her I love her after the kiss and she laughed at me. Biggest waste of birthday money ever. She won't even hang out with me now.

 

I'm sure you spilled your Baja Blast all over her

 

I just wanted a hand to hold while I fell asleep.

 

That got sad

 

"Some men die under the mountain just looking for gold
Some die looking for a hand to hold"

 

it was a sad story to begin with man are you guys laughing at it??? ;)

 

that's what The Beatles were singing about

 

who dat