(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 93

^ no offense but why wouldn't you want a beejer?

 

There's no real reason, other than I am just not into them.

 

I don't care if I sound like a high schooler, bj's are great. I'll never get tired of them.

 

I mean, I've met women who do not like having oral sex performed on them. Everyone is different.

 

They don't call it a job for nothing that's for sure.

 

Tfw you're like, hey you can stop, this isn't helping either of us.

 

finally a job millenials can get amirite

 

Yeah I've never enjoyed oral sex given to me either and I've never finished from it so I always refuse. Some have seen it as like, a challenge? when I tell them and they generally don't believe me when I say no initially

 

Oral is quite great, both giving and receiving. I like giving more than receiving, however

 

the release from receiving oral is probably the best but the lead up to reaching that point is the worst

 

no

 

I think my girlfriend just made my soul leave my body that was so good

 

Sorry. Im sorry. Im trying to remove it

 

wait when did Dustin get a gf?? Did I miss something? Congrats dude!

 

Thank you! I promise I asked her before posting that haha

 

Wow

 

can I post about this online?
what?

 

Haha she definitely knows all about Chorus

 

hi Dustin's lurking gf

 

mazel tov on the sex

 

WAIT..



How did I not know you have a gf?!?! #confused

 

It's like a reverse George Glass

 

Fake girlfriend.

Calling it.

 

I honestly thought we were pretty obvious by now haha, maybe we're sneakier than I thought!

 

It's MelodyBot, isn't it?