(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 9

t minus 5 days til i have sex

 

Hair in a ponytail, shorts and tshirt on, flip flops. Almost 0 effort bc I'm tired. Let's see if he still wants to hook up with this mess.

 

That's way more effort that I would have put in lol.

 

Depends on the shorts tbh.

 

I have a relatively funny story to share but deciding if i know ya'll like that...

 

Get it.

 

Don't hold back

 

The former fiancé, with whom I still live for the moment, crawled into bed at four o'clock this morning and tried to touch me in various ways. I turned her away. She said it would just be physical, but, given those sorts of dynamics, it never is and it usually results in more hurt feelings than turning down sexual intercourse does.

 

Bring it

 

me after sex

 

Quick clean up and its right back to Netflix!

 

How messy were you with those grilled cheese?

 

Sigh....was talking about my typical routine, not eating grilled cheese with my sisters. Monsters in here.

 

Oh, haha. I see

 

My routine is roll off, lay on my back, and turn on the fan that's next to my bed on high for a few minutes.

 

I can't imagine it can be any worse than the pencilbutt or poopdick stories, this is a safe place

 

My aftersex routine is usually giving the guy 5 or 10 mins to chill before starting round 2

 

Distressed blue jean shorts.

 

Good choice.

 

Here's what happened on my "date" or whatever.

+ He picked me up and we went to eat and have a drink.
+ He told me I looked pretty and I told him he looks good too.
+ Normal convo just shooting the shit.
+ I tried to pay for my half but he picked up the whole tab.
+ We go to Sam's to get him some beer and me raspberries (totally random) I wanted a fruit sample and the lady asked me where my parents were and I was like wut? He had to get the sample and almost died bc he thought it was hilarious.
+ Takes me home, I ask him if he wanted to come in and he said he was hoping I'd ask him inside.
+ Had a couple beers
+ Fooling around on the couch
+ Move it to the bedroom, had sex and I hate day sex bc I'm more comfortable in the dark where he can't see everything so he's lucky haha
+ Cuddling
+ He tells me he wants a legit relationship with me and I asked why all of a sudden now when we've known each other a long time. He said we weren't in the right place in life blah blah, I told him I think it's bc we're getting older and he wants to settle.
+ I'm low key panicking while we're spooning bc he's talking about deep relationship shit.
+ Got dressed and watched tv for a while.
+ He kissed me and told me he'd call soon.
+ Now I'm here filling everyone in and I don't know what I'm going to do about the situation but ill stress about it tomorrow.

All in all I had a good time.

 

depending on the how it's faded or if the stitching is tacky it could turn me off, but that's just me. i'm sure it's cute.

 

These Hollister shorts.