(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 88

Congrats on having a three way with Scott and Scott

 

wu-wu-wut?

 

I'm having sex to this tonight.

 

been there

 

so i forget

where does this thread stand on licking ass


because well


i have now done it....twice....

 

i believe there were a couple of people who were very enthusiastic about it

 

I'm pro giving and receiving.

 

im a fan. have not received tho

 

Have you ever used a bidet and thought, hmmmm I would like more of that?

 

Hahaha

 

Beach sex is not as glamorous as it seems you get sand in almost every orifice. Camping sex outside the tent got us bitten by like 1,000 ants and mosquitos.

 

Jelly or syrup? I prefer syrup.

 

no getting sand in your stilettos like Katy Perry huh

 

I prefer to remain ignorant of my partner's butthole

 

butt pencils are fair game though, right?

 

What happened to that guy. I don't remember who it was

 

He's wandering around the Dallas area breaking tips off of pencils

 

This made me realize I only know the chorus to that song.

 

that's probably healthier, you have more room for important shit if your brain isn't just Katy Perry lyrics

 

I don't understand the question and I won't respond to it

 

here for it

 

let's rank the best songs from the new jimmy eat world album for sexy times.

1. pretty grids