Idk but legend has it that pencil is still out there. checking in every nook and crevasse for the home that was ripped away from it. On a quiet night, out in the distance, some say you can still hear that pencil being sharpened.
Well, she didn't necessarily give me a tap on the shoulder. Disclaimer: My wife is fully aware that I post in here. Permission granted.
I lost my phone all thanks to sex! Probably wondering how I managed that. Don't worry, that doesn't mean it's in some sort of weird crevest of the body. Means I took it out of my pocket and sat it down to get it on in a public place. In a scurry to leave the crime scene I left my phone sitting there. Went back after I realized and it was a goner. Was the sex worth it? Idk fam, idk.