(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 83

Theres this dude I work with who I thought might be into me and I havent gotten laid in a while so I was considering going there, but then I remembered that he slept with my baby brother's ex and theres no way in hell i'm gonna be so few degrees of separation away from my own brother

 

My only contribution to this thread is always gonna be this

 

Someone should make a parody of that song and call it "I just pooped" or something like that...lol

 

lol

 

I just had a sandwich.

 

I just had my taxes done (by H&R Block) Remix

 

I just got the tarkans with all the other cavalry upgrades in Age of Empires II

 

Read this entire thread last night. Best Saturday night ever.

 

revist the early pages of the dating and relationships thread when you get the chance. there's some magic that happened that i still don't understand

 

Never have sex until marriage

 

Yeah this is definitely why I haven't done it yet , because I'm not married

 

Once you are married, you are free to have sex with everyone.

- Lord Tom NostrDelongus

 

even aleins

and oim not sorrrrayyy

 

Tom: forever and ever let's make this forever
Alien: okay

 

..if you don't test drive the sex with who you're going to marry..what happens if the sex is bad or there's no sexual chemistry? Obviously, it's not the most important thing but it does matter atleast to me.

 

no sex until tenth wedding anniversary

 

I waited for a partner in college. It lead to the quickest session in my life when she came back home for the holidays.

 

My friend says sex is a gift from God. I'm like, sure okay, and nod my head.

Anyway. He just gave a sermon at church and it was p good.

 

My secondary school's chaplain talked about WoW in his services sometimes.

 

the church of D'Angelo

 

I hit it so I made the pussy fart
She said it's talkin' to ya, talkin' to ya, Daddy!

-D'Angelo 3:16

 

oops

 

So it might be Labor Day but I definitely put in some work a few hours ago