(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 82

and that response just fueled to the joke, oops.

 

Luckily being so awful at sex I never have to worry about women hitting me up months after we hook up.

 

Let me do it. I know what a man wants.

 

I'm good at sexting but I'm bad at actual dirty talk. Like for some reason every other dude I've been with is into phone sex and it does zero for me.

So we'll just be on the phone and he'll be super into it and describing what he wants to do to me and I'll just be like

 

haha, same 100%

 

"Hang up the phone and just get over here."

 

baffled that anyone would enjoy talking on the phone, it's the absolute worst and thank god technology has basically made it no longer a thing

 

This is hysterical

 

ya see I don't even know how to talk on the phone. literally don't know when it's my turn to speak.

 

I like talking on the phone to someone I'm dating or interested in. Feels much more personal.

I wouldn't call my friends unless it was just a short question and I don't enjoy talking to family members on the phone

 

phones are archaic devices that should no longer exist and they should be replaced with hand held Google machines

 

I hate talking on the phone with a fiery passion.

 

When I'm talking on the phone, I can't sit down and talk, I have to be moving all the time. It's annoying.

 

I do this too. Even when texting...it drives my friends crazy. Actually, i pace all the time. I guess I could see why it makes people a little uncomfortable

 

YEP

I should probably just start talking on the phone all day, I'll probably lose some weight lol

 

I talk to my family and BFF on the phone a lot. This is coming from someone who face times with BFF to watch tv shows though.

 

I started facetiming people recently and it's actually pretty entertaining haha.

 

I actually feel more comfortable voice or video calling. I tend to be more aggressive via text lol

 

Post of the year

 

We watch trash like The Bachelor and Bridezillas (which is out favorite). Seeing us reacting to the show is hilarious. Plus living 4 hours from each other it makes us feel like we're on the same couch watching lol

 

I did not

 

Today was nice.

 

Every day is nice

 

Rob dominating this thread with that video.