(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 78

I came here to do two things: sex and math. And I'm all out of sex.

 

now I'm picturing Moneyball but it's about sex instead of baseball

 

All you'd have to do is pluralize the name

 

*They Live

 

sexyball

 

I still got my v card, and long story short this girl (who is my friends ex, but like I said, long story) is totally "dtf" but I passed mostly bc she's 5 different shades of crazy. Now she's dating my friends other friend (who's gross and slimy af). Dodged a bullet

 

just moved into the new apartment today and i have two days to myself before my roommate gets back in town. so, hoping we christen the place one of these nights haha.

 

Mamajuana shots got me fucked.

 

Fuck this ain't general form. Fuck I dot care.

 

Nate has the right idea for today

 

Girlfriend still has her period tonight

 

I first read this as Marijuana shots and was very confused.

 

Had a date tonight. We went mini golfing. I think it went well!

 

Wait this isn't the dating thread damnit

 

Did you get a hole in one

 

No :( that's why I'm posting at 8pm from my couch

 

Mulligan.

 

I said to be discreet

 

Goals

 

fuck you beat me to it

my fiancee and i's first time happened while Channel Orange was playing so i've been waiting to go two for two

 

sex to Frank Ocean is called Making Lovecrimes

 

Living up to your username

 

Every time I have sex, I'm going to let you guys know from now on.

Hey guys, I just had sex.

 

I will do the same, and you will hopefully see that post sometime this year

 

You can do it friend, I believe in you