(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 73

Were the parents home?

 

Home?! They were in on it!

 

I'm glad you guys are all a bunch of late bloomers like me unless people were lying in high school

 

Is it the case that one's first time masturbating is always an accident?

 

Not when you hear people talk about it in school and then you try it but then freak out because your chest turned red and called your dad to discuss potential medical issues

 

Chest turned red???

 

I can't remember the exact age but my parents thought I was a virgin until like 25ish.

 

Yeah, idk what it was but it was only the first couple of times.

I might be the Anti-Dom

 

Anti-Dom? What are you talking about?


My sister is thirty and she is still a virgin.

 

You have a wide variety of sexual experiences (from what I gather). I've had a very vanilla and decently awkward experiences so far. That's all.

 

Haha. It is not a big deal. I took it as related to the red chest thing, meaning "color" related.

 

i'm pretty sure i knew what i was doing.

 

I will say if anyone still pictures Dom as Malcolm X , this thread probably reads as odd

 

Oh yeah, that would have nuked the vibe here haha

So, has anyone heard of this real-time strategy game called Warcraft III? I hear you can even play with friends!

 

me and my friend who's boyfriend is also a close friend of mine have very frank conversations about sex and we always talk about their sex lives. today's conversation went something like this.

friend: Nate, you ever have sex standing up?

me: Yes.

friend: Me and (insert boyfriend's name here) can't because of the height difference (he's tall.)

me: Wear platform heels.

friend: Like those strippers in Puerto Rico?

me: Yes.

 

It still holds up. Don't destroy the facade.

 

I view him as Malcolm XXX

 

Do people think I'm the Robot Devil yet?

 

Lets all Google that.

 

The fianceé and I accidentally ended up fooling around in a child's room at a house party once, too. The lights were off and a bed is a bed, haha. It happens

Imagine our surprise later when we turn the lights on and there are crayon drawings all over the walls. We try not to talk about it..

 

Yeah can we stop this before it gets weird. I'm thinking of racially charged porn parodies and it's making me uncomfortable

 

@ChaseTx xx

 

Ughhh... fine.

 

Thanks...I gotta get back to my viewing of 12 Years a Sex Slave

 

Imagining a racecar bed