(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 72

Haha I'm pretty sure there's a stipulation that you couldn't be charged for that. Plus age of consent in most states is 16 or 17

 

It was probably someone who has read your posts. Better investigate.

 

Like, they figured out my sexual schedule and waited for the opportune time to pounce?

 

They were like,"This guy seems like a bro, just based on his posting. And he likes sex a lot. Let us punish him, whilst he is doing his favorite thing."

But, now they have your ID, stared at it, into your eyes and are in love with you.

 

congrats @Mr. Serotonin on your newfound love

 

Damn dude, I seem like a bro just based off my posts? That's hella lame. I'm gonna blast Drake, have a cold one and lift weights about it.

#EveryDamnDay #Natty #FitFam #StartedFromTheBottomOfMyBeer #FugginNShotgunin

 

Nicer.

 

It was you, wasn't it?

 

I love you.

 

Let us have the most sex.

 

It's the only thing I know.

 

Yall keep talking I'm getting close

Oh wait this isn't the fetish thread

 

Let us imbibe marijuana and throw caution to wind on this very day!

 

It is now.

 

wtf this just sounds all kinds of wrong to me sorry cobra haha

 

LIGHTNING PLS I DIDNT MEAN IT LIKE THAT

 

But why in his bed hahahaahahaha omg

 

Ya'll nasty.

 

A little late, but first time I had sex, I came a tad but early (my dick was like quarter chub). Then round 2 happens...now we're talking! About 45 seconds I look down and theres blood on my weenie. I pull out and there blood all over my bed. I didn't know about "popping cherries". We laughed about it.

P.S. the lights were on the entire time too

 

Chub is such a great word.

 

It went living room - his room - her room so obviously we choose the closest room I think. It's been a long time ok.

 

18, in my boyfriend's dorm room, with Notorious B.I.G. playing

If we're doing first time stats.

 

A word for penis, but also a word frequently used to describe a sort of man on Craigslist's casual encounters.

 

Deal