(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 71

next time any of you have sex put on this record trust me

 

I've never done the music slash sex thing

 

Jake, I was young and thought the penis was the provider of all pleasure. I saw cunnilingus as a sort of like appetizer. Jeez.

 

Appetizers are usually finger food

 

Hahaha

 

The Humpty Dance is your chance

 

I was up 'til 3:45am with the gal yesterday. My boss scheduled a 4 hour meeting. The struggle is real.

I regret nothing.

 

It is possible for a male to accumulate orgasms... just keep focused and think of how amazing the sex is.

 

Did you have a new face like Blake Afterwards

 

I'm pretty frightened by them, but has anyone ever perused the Craigslist casual encounters?

 

I'll do tinder, OKCupid, Bumble, etc all day long. But I willl not fuck with Craiglist.

 

Haha that makes sense. Tinder and Bumble have introduced me to some great people, but none of which want to have sex with me.

 

Mostly men. A few couples. Some people paid me afterward.

 

Nice

 

P sure we were listening to Channel Orange

this is a god dream

 

Sigur Ros is my favorite sex music. I Love You, Honeybear ain't a bad album to throw on either.

 

I listened to like thirty grindcore albums the last time music was consciously put on during sex.

 

Everytime my old roomate had sex with her boyfriend they only listened to nine inch nails.

 

I don't know why, but I just pictured Ashton Kutcher's roommate from The Butterfly Effect and laughed out loud

 

TWINSIES

 

I recently had sex while late nights the album played, it was accidental but it mostly worked

migos were kind of a mood ruiner tbh

 

i havent kept up with this thread in a minute bc my gf was in new zealand but shes back now but i prob wont get to do the sex until september

 

My boyfriend was a year younger than me so I was always scared I'd get arrested for statutory rape bc I was 18 and he was 17. His mom hated me so I figured she would call the police.

 

My car was broken into mid-coitus last night. How can something awful happen at the same time something so good is happening?