(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 66

I don't get why men are like this it's baffling and I'm sorry

 

i think i know where you're going wrong here, then.

 

I do this all the time

No success

 

Watch The Little Prince on Netflix. You will cry.

Not sure what the next step to relationship is though

 

You mean Le Petit Prince you ugly American!

 

I was wondering if it was French

 

hold out for another few years

 

watch it again and again until you're dead

 

wait was Joni Mitchell talking about sex when she said
"Don't it always seem to go,that you don't know what you've got 'til its gone"

 

excuse me i believe that was adam duritz

 

or was it Vanessa Carlton, the expert on long distance relationships

 

How long distance? A thousand miles?

 

well it certainly isn't White Houses, but yeah a thousand miles duh

 

Sorry just needed to confirm that's the joke

 

I always associate that song with this

 

Second apartment response: A man who has a voice like Dangle from Reno 911 gave me a call. Said we should go out to dinner to discuss the place. He owns three properties and he'd be happy to drive me around and show me all of them.

 

Yeah it kinda sucked cause it was the first time I'd sorta fooled around with someone since I was sexually assaulted (womp womp Debbie downer) so I just instinctively closed my eyes and looked away from it lol. I laugh it at it now. Actually I kinda laughed at it back then too just cause it was so awkward lmao more for him than me I think

 

Hahaha wow. Okay, then you had a totally normal reaction

 

It's going on a month-long dry spell for my fiancé and I. Turns out two jobs and antidepressants don't lead to a heightened sex drive! Hey hey, who'da thunk!

 

now imagine this but also having a child

 

Oh man that's depressing.