(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 65

Same.

 

Was it a Kia Sorrento we were talking about? I will say that a Sorrento is nicer than has been acknowledged here, and it sure beats taking the bus

 

Hahah, that would've been pretty cool. Would that be considered a wet dream orrrr...?

 

not sure how i made it 4 years last time, its been three weeks and im dyin

 

Fuckin spoiled brat

 

maybe you have to wait every 4 years. maybe you're a Sex Olympian.

 

Or maybe it's more like the election. It's very important for the man to get an election

 

hey idk if you saw but it was FOUR YEARS LAST TIME!!!!!!!!!

 

are you saying he's the Michael Phelps of sex

 

thats high praise

 

I am also in serious drought here. I lived with my ex for two years until last August and there was no sex happening there. And I haven't broken the spell since she moved out either

Fuck, I guess it has been at least three years. More or less.

 

no.

 

Jake is a 19 time gold medal sex haver. I can't even compete in the games.

 

I'm like Lolo Jones

a virgin

 

It's been like almost 5 years. I'm ok with it. Last time a guy pulled his thingy put in front of me I refused to look at it and he left lol. I used thingy cause I'm in a training and I gotta appear classy if someone's looking at my phone

 

Whoa, that's kinda harsh. Unless he was just like, flashing you or something and it was totally uninvited, haha.

 

It's been 4-5 months for me, but it had been a while longer before that spell so I guess I'm good.

 

It's only been two weeks for me. I've gone two years before and that wasn't as bad. I feel like the more you have it, the more you miss it.

 

i got used to not having it and then i had it non stop for a few weeks

 

Pretty sure the only way for me to have regular sex is to be in a relationship and I don't know how to get into one of those. I did it once. Not sure how to do it again.

 

cry on twitter

 

Now that I'm conscious of how long it's been, well I don't like it

 

I'd told him my boundaries and he didn't listen and whipped it out unexpectedly lol I shut down!

 

shouldve slapped the shit out of him

 

I have twitter, but I don't cry.