(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 64

Haha, I'm in a relationship and will be seeing my girlfriend in four weeks, so someone else is gonna have to try that.

 

Well since you already have a GF, you'll only need 1 more person @FTank.

#MathSkills

 

I've been contemplated trying celibacy for a few months. It would include masturbation. So, that's where my head is at the moment.

 

Whooaaaaaa, WHY!? Like, on purpose??

 

One of my buddies practices celibacy with his girlfriend. He said it is really good for their relationship. He is also a pastor. But he also says he can't wait to have sex again.

 

The last two times I've had sex, it has been bad sex and I think it helps to take a break, so one can have good sex again.

 

I'm a math major, I could have figured that out myself!!!

 

Join the club! 4 years and counting.

I'm dying :(((((

 

I think I might try Tinder for the first time soon.

 

I don't have to plan celibacy since not having sex for months at a time just happens naturally to me.

 

lol

 

I had sex last night.

 

I, too, had sex last night.

 

I had a sax last night with my jazz.

 

Jazzed all over the place

 

I didn't jazz.

 

I'm envisioning jazzed as thrown out of the house like Uncle Phil did to Jazz

 

The other day I sent a snapchat of something that had the number 69 on it, and someone replied saying "the sex number". This was an erotic experience, to me.

 

now I'm realizing that dropped the spirit stick can also sound dirty, anything can sound dirty

 

Apparently I fell asleep for 5 minutes during sex, woke up, and finished. She thought it was hilarious, I thought it was embarrassing.

 

If I was the girl, I'd try to make you finish while you're asleep that way you wake up all sticky.

 

boy do i miss having sex