(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 62

I made dinner plans tonight with an ex I hadn't seen in years to catch up before I leave town.

We never made it to the restaurant. Oops.

 

me and my girlfriend are moving in together this weekend, couldn't be more excited

 

I feel like most ppl who insist they're wild in bed when nobody asked, are probably actually not lol. Or I wonder what they classify as wild. Either way I'm like why are you bragging about this so much

 

Apparently last night, I initiated sex, fell asleep for like 3 minutes part way through, woke up and finished. Whoops.

....I was very, very stoned.

 

I'm pretty bland in bed. I have three moves. All of them involve adjusting the speed on the strobe light.

 

I have one move in bed and that's apologising for not having a proper bed frame

 

my signature move is asking whether or not she had fun afterwards

 

Mines just adjusting the speed of the flesh light.

 

My move is up+right+D

 

Now I have the are we having fun yet part of How You Remind Me stuck in my head

 

my signature move is crying

 

My signature move is just lying there.

 

i just tried to find video of turk crying after sex with carla but couldnt

 

im doing a rewatch right now i'll run into it soon since i watch about 10 episodes a day

 

Just finished my Scrubs rewatch, it was mostly wonderful

 

Lol same

 

Watching Scrubs now and realizing I'm Elliot and not J.D. was a game changer

 

I sounded just like her when I saw that someone had put their lock on my locker and I couldn't get into it.

 

Who the hell insists they are wild in bed? they playing it all wrong. Gotta mentally prepare someone that you are completely vanilla so then when you do something kinda wild they are like "damn, she did more than missionary. girl is wild."

 

I hope that's not what constitutes as wild.

 

lol no that's the point. its not but because you talk yourself down they could think it is!

 

Last girl I slept with just laid there like a dead fish put way too much effort in to trying to get her to roll over.

 

Lady on he street but a freak in the sheets!

 

I like missionary. It's most comfortable and also the easiest position for me to finish so it's avoided.