I made dinner plans tonight with an ex I hadn't seen in years to catch up before I leave town. We never made it to the restaurant. Oops.
I feel like most ppl who insist they're wild in bed when nobody asked, are probably actually not lol. Or I wonder what they classify as wild. Either way I'm like why are you bragging about this so much
Apparently last night, I initiated sex, fell asleep for like 3 minutes part way through, woke up and finished. Whoops. ....I was very, very stoned.
I'm pretty bland in bed. I have three moves. All of them involve adjusting the speed on the strobe light.
I sounded just like her when I saw that someone had put their lock on my locker and I couldn't get into it.
Who the hell insists they are wild in bed? they playing it all wrong. Gotta mentally prepare someone that you are completely vanilla so then when you do something kinda wild they are like "damn, she did more than missionary. girl is wild."
Last girl I slept with just laid there like a dead fish put way too much effort in to trying to get her to roll over.
I like missionary. It's most comfortable and also the easiest position for me to finish so it's avoided.