(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 57

I have never had much of a sex drive but these medicines I'm taking have like completely shut down what little I had.

 

i've never had much of a sex drive myself. bodies are generally gross, my body is probably gross (especially to me), no need to put those things together. one of the many, many, many reasons relationships don't work for me. i don't give up the goods. generally see it as a necessary task, like a job requirement.

 

shower sex is good if you like swallowing a gallon of water.

 

When it comes to shower sex, water ain't the only thing I be swallowing

 

Speaking of picking ppl up once I was seeing this guy and we were making out and he randomly picked me up to be like romantic I guess? Idk but it freaked me out and just made me nervous lol. Maybe if it was with someone I trusted and it's not like he picked me up to go anywhere so it was like what now

 

Yeah, it is terrible when your partner decides they want to wash their hair in the middle of sex and you get soap in your mouth.

 

Thats just plain rude. Starting to wash your hair in the middle of shower sex is no different than turning on the TV during sex.

 

Whenever you tell someone that you don't prefer this or that, they seem to take it up as a challenge. I think that's stupid.

 

We waited til after to do the washing

 

I have never heard of anyone doing that haha That's really funny.

 

i'm just gonna come out with it and say i'm biased when it comes to shower sex because that's where most of our oral (and non-traditional) escapades happen (you know, wash each other, take your time, make it romantic, etc.). we also don't use condoms, so that helps with the friction. but position-wise doggystyle is the way to go in the shower imo. easy clean-up, too

hope that's not tmi

 

Eating butt, Mook?

 

Doggystyle when it's comes to shower sex is my goto.

 

Nah, but I've told her before that if all goes and we stay together...you know, forever...that eventually we'll probably wanna spice things up. So whatever makes her feel good I suppose

 

I'm assuming everyone else's discomfort comes from trying other positions, which seems like a waste of time imo

#teamshowersex

 

Any other positions are dangerous, imo. I did almost get a concussion once from smacking my head into the faucet a couple times.

 

Fuck, I always try to make sure she has enough head room and she always gets mad at me for stopping lol

Not a sex-related injury, but one time we were just showering together and her shower is really narrow so we were sliding past each other and I went to rub her shoulders or something and she slipped and almost broke her wrists

I felt terrible for a while but we can laugh about it now

 

True love, if such a thing exists, is when you look at your partners anus and think it is attractive. I helped a friend's relationship by telling her to take a look at her partner's anus. She did and it brought them closer.

 

Anuses (ani?) have a tendency to do that. I've seen hers, but I don't believe she's seen mine yet, haha.

 

It's the safest way.

 

I can't really see me doing it any other way cause I don't wanna slip and fall and die and be found naked. No death by shower sex for me.

 

It's truly remarkable how well you can sell something as unconventional as anus gazing.

 

I finally found a use for those bars in the shower because of shower sex.

 

This thread is just a constant reminder that I need to get laid.