(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 55

Pillow talk.

 

It's our paradise and it's our war zone

 

that would be a big help

 

To be fair, this thread has pretty much always been really fucking weird.

 

I had sex with someone I shouldn't have this weekend. I was quite emotional and vulnerable, and that was taken advantage of. I wanted to feel like a human. So, there is that.

 

So just had shower sex for first time in my life. Two thumbs up

 

don't slip and break yr neck

 

How long is she staying with you?

 

Depends on how good the sex is

 

Shower sex sucks tbh it's never once been comfortable

 

The enjoyment/success of shower sex largely depends on how proportional the two people are to one another. Height differentials of more than 3-4" really complicate things.

 

She leaves in 7 days

 

How much sex you think you can fit into 7 days?

 

perfect song to get you in the mood

 

A lot trust me

 

We're the exact same height haha

 

Soooooo forever

 

What's the over-under?

 

I kinda want to work out a mathematical equation to figure out the max amount of times Jake can have sex in these seven days but I'm bad at Math.

 

a.)Orgasm occurrence = 10.4 minutes
b.) refractory period = 35 minutes
c.) hours awake = ~19
d.) number of slow jazz songs played = 15
e.) distance from the moon to the sun


!(a(pi) - 4(b*c) + sqrt(e)) / (c + d)

 

168 times would be once an hour

 

I've never had shower sex, and since my girlfriend is almost 8'' shorter than me, it doesn't seem likely to be in my future either.

 

That's....very generous. I think I'd max out at an average of once per three hours.

 

Shower sex is amaaazing

 

who knew water could feel dry. <- my thoughts on shower/jacuzzi sex.