(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 47

no that sounds like something a character in a Kevin Smith movie would say

 

wake her up with a wet willie

 

My new title is "code penetrator". I was like, "can't we call it something else?"

 

You're probably right.

 

I've never fallen asleep. I don't even know how that's possible

 

Because you're tired and fall asleep.

 

Don't you have to be super uninterested in what's going on though? Like, I feel like doing some kind of sexual act would keep me awake regardless of how tired I was. And if I were tired enough to fall asleep during sex, I probably wouldn't be in much of a mood to have sex anyway. Maybe it's just me here.

 

My fiancee and I partied a little too hard last Halloween, she initiated on top and I started to doze off towards the end. Only time in my life I've faked an orgasm. She was so into it that I didn't want to disappoint

 

nope, I'm with you. never fallen asleep, and if I'm at the point where I think I might, I'm just gonna say no in advance.

 

Thank god lol

 

Can't say I've faked either haha

 

I've only faked once and it was so I could stop having sex after doing it for like 2 hours.

 

What are your folks' partners made out of where 2-3 hours doesn't mean certain discomfort?

 

This was a tinder hookup that went on for a couple months. First night she came over, she showed up around 6:00pm, I had dinner made and ready at the table, but before the door closed she was already trying to make out with me. We didn't stop until 9:30 to finally eat. She was the one who had the extreme sexual stamina

 

Ya'll mothafuckas is crazy. I'm eating. If they're not amenable to taking a snack break, that's on them.

 

I hadn't had sex in almost 2 years. I can eat anytime I want.

 

This page is reminding me why morning sex is so great. No interrupting dinner, no being so exhausted you fall asleep.

 

Morning is too early. I'd need to wait 2 hours for me to be fully awake.

 

I like morning sex. And wake-up-in-the-middle-of-the-night-half-asleep-sex

 

Morning sex always felt.....different. Too much light. Lol. Not a fan of lights during. H8 my body

 

but then you miss breakfast! most important meal of the day for god's sake...

 

same. but then again i feel like i need two hours just to roll out of bed let alone physical activity.

 

Nah, you just save breakfast for work and get paid to eat it!