(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 46

Oh, man.

 

There are so many inappropriate ways to take this.

 

and i mean it in the least one possible

 

Same

 

potentially loaded question but am i the only one who's ever fallen asleep during a sex act? was talking about this with my partner the other day and she hadn't but i know for a fact i have because my ex called me out on it when it happened

 

i have never fallen asleep during sex. i have wanted to tho

 

I was drunk/stoned once and fell asleep immediately post-coital while we were still in spoon position, and I woke up like fifteen-minutes later very confused thinking I'd passed out during the act. So I immediately tried to get back into it, playing it cool, pretending I was woke the whole time. Then she said something about changing the condom and the memory of finishing the first time flooded over me and I felt really dumb.

 

never happened to me, and not even close.

 

I bet it'll happen to me one day, ya know, should sex ever become a thing that happens to me again.

 

I assume you were on the bottom or some type of laying position.... right?

 

I definitely fell asleep while she was on top once. She did not like that.

 

hell yeah, time to log in

 

My partner at the time could only orgasm from one position, which was me laying on my side and her with leg draped over mine. I had just gotten off of work, which involved dismantling televisions, but also the monotony of it all got to me and I fell asleep. She was quite angry. I apologized profusely. To be fair, however, she orgasmed before she realized I had fallen asleep.

 

i fell asleep when she was on top, oops.

 

ok its been two hours when can i wake her up its almost time for dinner not his is not euphemism

 

yeah maybe use that euphenism for desert.

 

Wrap it up and put it in the microwave until she wakes up, my man.

 

Lol I have. Just dozed off for a sec

 

in my defense whiskey was not working in my favor

 

I'm almost impressed y'all can fall asleep that easily, I can barely fall asleep at night when I'm exhausted

 

Flick her ears

 

aw shit, dinner time. Jake ate the coochie.

 

I'm out of this thread now.

 

I've probably fallen asleep, there were a bunch of times when I was struggling to stay awake

 

does anyone use the term "muff diving" when they eat out a female?