(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 45

i'm huge. my heart, that is.

 

I don't kiss and tell

 

Well, now that that's resolved. Let us never speak of this again.

 

But does he fuck and tell?

 

Enlarged heart? You should get that checked.

 

I have a lot of hair


On my head at least

 

This is true. We made out once and nobody knows.

 

The Sex, and How! Thread. Folks,

 

I heard you have a hairy dick, and that it also got beat by the ugly stick.

 

I do! But we have not


Next best thing tho




Savin big f word for tonight

 

Jake, no more posting. Go to her.

 

A dry hj?

 

She's asleep lol

 

hope you're not sitting in the corner watching her.

 

is she so beautiful yet so unaware of it?

 

My dramatic statements never align with the current state of events. Goddamnit.

 

She's sprawled out half ontop of me I'm so uncomfortable but if I move she'll wake up lol

 

In due time my friend

 

blah.

 

Never move for the rest of your life.

 

blocked.

 

i blocked you first!

 

A Sonata?

 

God dammit I drive a Sonata

 

I slipped out and she didn't wake up whew