(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 40

be still. be very still.

but still kinda move or we'll sound suspicious and also we might lose the good thing we've got going

 

my bed is really small so it's kinda tough to make room for this but if i ditch one of my six pillows (the body one) i think i could probably swing it

 

I have never been with someone quiet enough for a sneak fuck

 

i think she killed jake

 

how long before we should call someone

i guess we should wait at least three to six hours huh

 

the number of time's I've had sex to the opening menu DVD screen music/track was a v integral part to sneak sex while living at home.

 

Hahah, at least 3

 

we're all so focused on him underperforming but what if he overperforms, oh god

 

Maybe it's one of those black widow things. Jake gets laid, but she kills him afterwords. Eats his brain and she absorbs his sick beat making skills. Like Sylor on Heroes

 

that would be a pretty chill way to die

 

This is actually my favorite position.

 

he liked my post, but didn't respond to it. the good news is that we know he's alive, the bad is that the like could've been a secret cry for help.

 

Dude, that'd be tight foreal

 

Jake is liking posts so he lives. Or

or she took his phone to make us think that

 

Jake will be dead in a body bag at the morgue if the sex goes past 45 minutes.

 

Oh shit she prolly found this thread

 

@stillbrazy like this post if you need backup, i'll fly out

 

This is wild

 

folks

 

Like he murdered her vagina

 

welp

 

do we need to assemble a rescue team

 

stillballins

 

We are about to nap