(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 398

So, I found out i'm into armpit hair on my lady friend last week

 

I don’t wanna ask—but I gotta

 

Welllll, I've seen punk girls dye their hair a certain color like hot pink and then they dye their arm pit hair the same color. I suppose as an act of feminism? Idk but I thought it was cool and kinda hot, so I told me girlfriend and she tried it out and revealed it to me last week and I was like OH YAHHH

 

why do you say lady friend instead of girlfriend

 

he's said bof-a

 

idk I always say I bork her too

 

tbh i thought she was your wife

 

I ain't gettin married ever dawg

 

Are you only into it if it's dyed?

 

That's what I thought but Caits are au naturale and I was v into it

 

bump bump bump bump bump

 

gotta do somethin during isolation

 

Y'all ever fall asleep during s*x?



Asking for a friend.

 

No

 

Yeah. Met a girl on tinder and I got too drunk to hang out with her on St. paddy’s day when she was texting me asking if I needed a ride home. Next day we made plans and I fell asleep during a haircut cause I was hungover then the girl came over and brought me Gatorade and we watched rick and morty (it sucks) and I fell asleep so we started fooling around and fell asleep and she was like imma go and I was like please lock the door on the way out and went to sleep

 

Yeah me neither

 

Yeah

 

we’re not going out in public no more and I forgot to get more condoms