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(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 393

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by aranea, Jun 24, 2016.

  1. thenewmatthewperry Jan 2, 2020
    thenewmatthewperry

    performative angry DEI black man Prestigious

    a few months ago I was trying to be sexy and I joked to my boyfriend to buy a bottle of baileys and Carmel syrup if he wanted a good time pretending I actually had any clue how to make that sexy and the fucker did and he keeps asking when I’m going to do the thing with it and I keep being all cute and coy about it as if I have some grand plan but in actuality I’m clueless
     
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  2. Colby Searcy Jan 2, 2020
    Colby Searcy

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    Just like put it on ice cream or something
     
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  3. dadbolt Jan 2, 2020
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    don’t overthink this. drink the baileys. apply the syrup wherever. admit you were clueless after the fact and have a laugh about it
     
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  4. Mr. Serotonin Jan 3, 2020
    Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

    Fill the belly button with baileys and leave a trail of Carmel syrup in a "V" shape connecting the belly button to each nipple.
     
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  6. Ken Jan 3, 2020
    Ken

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    wrong direction.
     
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  7. Mr. Serotonin Jan 3, 2020
    Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

    It forms a giant arrow you moron.
     
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  8. Ken Jan 3, 2020
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  9. Mr. Serotonin Jan 3, 2020
    Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

    That alarm c*ck
     
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  10. Ken Jan 3, 2020
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  11. SlappinCups Jan 3, 2020
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    SlappinCups

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    obviously you've never left a liquor/licker nip trail
     
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  12. Ken Jan 3, 2020
    Ken

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    Obviously you don't know what the fuck you're talking about
     
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  13. SlappinCups Jan 3, 2020
    SlappinCups

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    how is that obvious, if you don't mind my asking comrade
     
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  15. Mr. Serotonin Jan 3, 2020
    Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

    Liquor? Barely know her, heh heh hehhhhh
     
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  16. Ken Jan 3, 2020
    Ken

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    look at your post history and your ratio.

    or lack thereof.
     
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  17. SlappinCups Jan 3, 2020
    SlappinCups

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    take it back
     
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  18. Ken Jan 3, 2020
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  19. SlappinCups Jan 3, 2020
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  20. GrantCloud Jan 3, 2020
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  21. Ken Jan 3, 2020
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  22. Mr. Serotonin Jan 3, 2020
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  24. GrantCloud Jan 3, 2020
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  25. Joe Jan 3, 2020
    Joe

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    Saw this at Barnes & Noble yesterday lol

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  26. jkauf Jan 4, 2020
    jkauf

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    I always feel like I’m immature and will never grow up when I see things like that in public and can’t help but laugh.

    Like the menu at my local beer and pizza spot the other night...

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  27. thenewmatthewperry Jan 4, 2020
    thenewmatthewperry

    performative angry DEI black man Prestigious

    ...it is done.

    he was blushing the whole time but I definitely didn’t draw a line to his nipples...
     
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  28. Mr. Serotonin Jan 4, 2020
    Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

    You NEED to draw the line!
     
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