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It’s late shouldn’t you be helping Dutch get into her night gown and help put on her sleep apnea machine
a few months ago I was trying to be sexy and I joked to my boyfriend to buy a bottle of baileys and Carmel syrup if he wanted a good time pretending I actually had any clue how to make that sexy and the fucker did and he keeps asking when I’m going to do the thing with it and I keep being all cute and coy about it as if I have some grand plan but in actuality I’m clueless
don’t overthink this. drink the baileys. apply the syrup wherever. admit you were clueless after the fact and have a laugh about it