(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 39

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Is this an episode of Talkin' Tang Drippin' Milk?

 

YOU'RE IN DUDE! If she smokes, she pokes, amirite?!

 

Are you in yet?

 

Do you have "I just had sex" queued for post sex cuddles?

 

We dat boy.

 

Jake, if you say Heynong Man, your orgasm resets. FYI.

 

That only works for Jeffery Character Wheates

 

You popping her stones

 

someone catch me up is this jake's first time or has it just been a while

or is the answer 100 pages more complicated than that

 

It's been 4 years.

 

okay yup "and on the fourth year he rose again"

happy easter jake

 

Call him Aaron Lewis because it's been awhile

 

plus he's had a heroin addition so he think he'll under-perform. it's a big deal.

 

sorry still playing catch-up but did she fly out for the booty or are they like officially dating or what

 

I think she flew out to meet him face to face for the first time. They're staying at his parents house.

 

...I know so much about friends I've never met

 

They're getting married.

 

He said he was gonna get her pregnant so she can't leave him

 

okay okay i think i'm all good now. good luck @stillbrazy i believe in u and also the power of sneak-sexing while your parents are home, go get 'em tiger

 

oh the parents-somewhere-else-in-the-house sneak fuck. WHAT A TIME

 

I'm so glad I have people to reference Comedy Bang Bang with.....in a thread about sex. Sigh.