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(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 39

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by aranea, Jun 24, 2016.

  1. dylan Jun 30, 2016
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  2. dadbolt Jun 30, 2016
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    Is this an episode of Talkin' Tang Drippin' Milk?
     
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  3. DontTellMom Jun 30, 2016
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    YOU'RE IN DUDE! If she smokes, she pokes, amirite?!
     
  4. Ken Jun 30, 2016
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    Are you in yet?
     
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  6. dylan Jun 30, 2016
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    Do you have "I just had sex" queued for post sex cuddles?
     
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  7. Dominick Jun 30, 2016
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  8. Dominick Jun 30, 2016
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  9. Dominick Jun 30, 2016
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    Jake, if you say Heynong Man, your orgasm resets. FYI.
     
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  10. KimmyGibbler Jun 30, 2016
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    That only works for Jeffery Character Wheates
     
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  11. iCarly Rae Jepsen Jun 30, 2016
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    You popping her stones
     
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  12. Aaron Mook Jun 30, 2016
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    someone catch me up is this jake's first time or has it just been a while

    or is the answer 100 pages more complicated than that
     
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  13. Mr. Serotonin Jun 30, 2016
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    It's been 4 years.
     
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  15. Aaron Mook Jun 30, 2016
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    okay yup "and on the fourth year he rose again"

    happy easter jake
     
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  16. iCarly Rae Jepsen Jun 30, 2016
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    Call him Aaron Lewis because it's been awhile
     
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  17. colorlesscliche Jun 30, 2016
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    plus he's had a heroin addition so he think he'll under-perform. it's a big deal.
     
  18. Aaron Mook Jun 30, 2016
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  19. Aaron Mook Jun 30, 2016
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    sorry still playing catch-up but did she fly out for the booty or are they like officially dating or what
     
  20. Mr. Serotonin Jun 30, 2016
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    I think she flew out to meet him face to face for the first time. They're staying at his parents house.
     
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  21. Mr. Serotonin Jun 30, 2016
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    ...I know so much about friends I've never met :crylaugh:
     
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  22. colorlesscliche Jun 30, 2016
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    They're getting married.
     
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  24. dylan Jun 30, 2016
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    He said he was gonna get her pregnant so she can't leave him
     
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  25. Aaron Mook Jun 30, 2016
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    okay okay i think i'm all good now. good luck @stillbrazy i believe in u and also the power of sneak-sexing while your parents are home, go get 'em tiger
     
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  26. chris Jun 30, 2016
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    oh the parents-somewhere-else-in-the-house sneak fuck. WHAT A TIME
     
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  27. Dominick Jun 30, 2016
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  28. Dominick Jun 30, 2016
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    I'm so glad I have people to reference Comedy Bang Bang with.....in a thread about sex. Sigh.
     
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