(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 38

I was supposed to hang with @ChiliTacos yesterday, but he cancelled. He's totally catfishing.

 

Maybe he'll do it in the airport.

 

guilty

 

Maybe they'll both buy a random plane ticket and join the mile high club.

 

What if they never do it at all?

 

I am Birdman. I have been this entire time. All of the things I've advocated for on this forum have, in fact, been false, you fools.

 

Watch the instant they get back to his house she gets her period.

 

I hope she never finds this thread we'll scare her off

 

godammit birdman

 

my best friend!

 

What happened to that boy?

 

Facebook messenger basketball?

 

I miss those days of lurking the ap politics thread

 

Shower sex is fun tho

 

we're all birdman now

 

Get his red wings

 

Not for me. Don't like.

 

We are smoking a blunt in my car

 

Hell yeah

 

driving, smoking, posting on chorus, v dangerous!

 

tension is palpable

 

Soon she'll smoke your blunt

 

"I don't mean to be blunt, but you tryna bang?"