(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 375

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by aranea, Jun 24, 2016.

  1. oncenowagain

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    Ken this weekend apparently
     
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  2. Dog with a Blog

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    Yesterday I sent @ComedownMachine a picture of a dude fucking a head of lettuce. It was an ad for making your dick bigger
     
  3. Ken

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    "Lettuce show you what these pills can do"
     
  4. Dog with a Blog

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    I also don’t understand exactly what happened, Ken. Did you or did you not have sexual relations with that onion?
     
  5. StuffinCups

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  6. ComedownMachine

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    It said “experts say this fruit” but he was fucking lettuce???
     
  7. Dog with a Blog

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    It also said “explaint”
     
  8. iCarly Rae Jepsen

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    I've heard of getting head while smoking lettuce but this is ridiculous
     
  9. Jacob

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    sorry to be bearer of bad news but it doesn't work :(
     
  10. Colby Searcy

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    Does it make it smaller?
     
  11. Colby Searcy

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    Was it at least good?
     
  12. currytheword

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  13. Colby Searcy

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    Your roommate. We know the partner clearly had a great time
     
  14. bigmike

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    Nah just used it as a cock ring.
     
  15. bigmike

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  16. Colby Searcy

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    Damn
     
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  17. Colby Searcy

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    Looks can be deceiving
     
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  18. bigmike

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    It’s about how you use it Colby
     
  19. currytheword

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    He said yes other than the fact that she referenced Pokémon go somehow during. I can’t remember what it was, but it was cringe worthy.
     
  20. dadbolt

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    she caught dat weedle lmao
     
  21. Mr. Serotonin

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    I bet all the cryin' that surely ensued would make it awkward.
     
  22. Ken

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    who said anything about crying?
     
  23. Mr. Serotonin

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  24. dadbolt

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    What came first?
     
  25. Dog with a Blog

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