Discussion in 'General Forum' started by aranea, Jun 24, 2016.
did you fuck the onions
so you didn’t not fuck the onions
Have you heard of the term grapefruiting?
My roommate had sex with a woman on Saturday who was either really enjoying herself, or transforming into a werewolf. Easily the loudest moans/yells/noises I've ever heard from a sex session. I actually went to bed early cause I felt dirty being able to hear as much as I did from the living room.
Heavily reminded me of the Lassie scene from Porky's.
Believe it sister. He also told me some requests she made too that were eyebrow raising. Met her on Tinder, but I guess she has since been a ghost.
Haha sounds like it might be for the best.
It's not like I mind people having sex or even hearing a bed knocking. But this was..
I do not know what the f*** I just read @Ken
I just wanted to know if ken fucked an onion
That’s too bad
idk fucking grapefruits I guess
did you Bork in the woods ken
mind your own business cloud
He “incorporated” the burger toppings
Not this weekend
Ken this weekend apparently
Yesterday I sent @ComedownMachine a picture of a dude fucking a head of lettuce. It was an ad for making your dick bigger
"Lettuce show you what these pills can do"