(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 373

mind your own business cloud

 

He “incorporated” the burger toppings

 

Not this weekend

 

Ken this weekend apparently

 

Yesterday I sent @ComedownMachine a picture of a dude fucking a head of lettuce. It was an ad for making your dick bigger

 

"Lettuce show you what these pills can do"

 

I also don’t understand exactly what happened, Ken. Did you or did you not have sexual relations with that onion?

 

@Henry @Garrett L. please do something about this

 

It said “experts say this fruit” but he was fucking lettuce???

 

It also said “explaint”

 

I've heard of getting head while smoking lettuce but this is ridiculous

 

sorry to be bearer of bad news but it doesn't work :(

 

Does it make it smaller?

 

Was it at least good?

 

For whom exactly?

 

Your roommate. We know the partner clearly had a great time

 

Nah just used it as a cock ring.

 

Damn

 

Looks can be deceiving

 

It’s about how you use it Colby

 

He said yes other than the fact that she referenced Pokémon go somehow during. I can’t remember what it was, but it was cringe worthy.

 

she caught dat weedle lmao

 

I bet all the cryin' that surely ensued would make it awkward.

 

who said anything about crying?