(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 373

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by aranea, Jun 24, 2016.

  1. dadbolt

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    did you fuck the onions
     
  2. Ken

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  3. dadbolt

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    so you didn’t not fuck the onions
     
  4. Dog with a Blog

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  5. iCarly Rae Jepsen

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  6. Ken

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    Have you heard of the term grapefruiting?
     
  7. iCarly Rae Jepsen

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    [​IMG]
     
  8. currytheword

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    My roommate had sex with a woman on Saturday who was either really enjoying herself, or transforming into a werewolf. Easily the loudest moans/yells/noises I've ever heard from a sex session. I actually went to bed early cause I felt dirty being able to hear as much as I did from the living room.

    Heavily reminded me of the Lassie scene from Porky's.
     
  9. Ken

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    [​IMG]
     
  10. currytheword

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    Believe it sister. He also told me some requests she made too that were eyebrow raising. Met her on Tinder, but I guess she has since been a ghost.
     
  11. Ken

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    Haha sounds like it might be for the best.
     
  12. currytheword

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    It's not like I mind people having sex or even hearing a bed knocking. But this was..



    something else.
     
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  13. iCarly Rae Jepsen

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    [​IMG]
     
  14. GrantCloud

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    I do not know what the f*** I just read @Ken
     
  15. dadbolt

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    I just wanted to know if ken fucked an onion
     
  16. Ken

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    No
     
  17. dadbolt

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  18. dadbolt

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    idk fucking grapefruits I guess
     
  19. GrantCloud

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    did you Bork in the woods ken
     
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  20. dadbolt

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    mind your own business cloud
     
  21. oncenowagain

    to fall asleep I need white noise to distract me

    He “incorporated” the burger toppings
     
  22. Ken

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  23. oncenowagain

    to fall asleep I need white noise to distract me

    [​IMG]
    Ken this weekend apparently
     
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  24. Dog with a Blog

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    Yesterday I sent @ComedownMachine a picture of a dude fucking a head of lettuce. It was an ad for making your dick bigger
     
  25. Ken

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    "Lettuce show you what these pills can do"