(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 372

what if i HAD shown up

 

well so how was the secks

 

this is all over the place

 

did you fuck the onions

 

nwtkfs

 

so you didn’t not fuck the onions

 

Have you heard of the term grapefruiting?

 

My roommate had sex with a woman on Saturday who was either really enjoying herself, or transforming into a werewolf. Easily the loudest moans/yells/noises I've ever heard from a sex session. I actually went to bed early cause I felt dirty being able to hear as much as I did from the living room.

Heavily reminded me of the Lassie scene from Porky's.

 

Believe it sister. He also told me some requests she made too that were eyebrow raising. Met her on Tinder, but I guess she has since been a ghost.

 

Haha sounds like it might be for the best.

 

It's not like I mind people having sex or even hearing a bed knocking. But this was..



something else.

 

I do not know what the f*** I just read @Ken

 

I just wanted to know if ken fucked an onion

 

No

 

That’s too bad

 

idk fucking grapefruits I guess

 

did you Bork in the woods ken

 

mind your own business cloud

 

He “incorporated” the burger toppings

 

Not this weekend